Movie Characters Edit
Their Own Wikipedia Pages

Removed: 'war criminal.' Added: 'misunderstood father.' Currently in an edit war with user LukeSkywalker_REAL about the Alderaan section.

Age listed as 'old enough.' Every claim tagged [a wizard arrives precisely when he means to]. Refuses to add specifics about literally anything.

The most redacted Wikipedia article in history. Every section reads [CLASSIFIED]. Edit history shows MI6 IP addresses. Q keeps fixing the formatting.

Locked after 847 reverts between Shrek ('I am an ogre') and Donkey ('and my best friend!!!'). Fiona tried to mediate. It got worse.

214 citations. Cross-referenced with 3 wizarding libraries. She also corrected 47 other characters' pages. Nominated for Wikipedia Admin.

Someone keeps removing the word 'Captain.' He keeps adding it back. This has happened 1,247 times. The page is now semi-protected.

Deleted exactly half the article. 'Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.' The other half is marked [removed by admin]. Admin was also snapped.

Two separate pages. Someone keeps proposing a merge. Wayne Foundation IP address keeps reverting within 4 minutes. Alfred left a polite Talk page comment.

Listed as present at every major historical event of the 20th century. Every entry flagged [citation needed]. Every entry is actually true.

Keeps editing his page to be longer than other Avengers'. Added 'genius' to every section. Donated $2M to Wikipedia for 'unrelated reasons.'