Tony Stark

Expanded article from 3,000 words to 47,200 words

“The previous version was embarrassingly short. I have a lot of accomplishments.”

Added 'genius' to every section heading

“For accuracy. Every section involves genius. Because I am one.”

Re-added 'genius' to every section heading. Also added it to the article title.

“I appreciate the revert but I disagree with it fundamentally and as a genius.”

Checked Steve Rogers' article. It's 3,100 words. Added 5,000 words to own article.

“Just noticed Cap's page is shorter. As it should be. But mine should be MUCH longer. Adjusting.”

Added 500 words to his own article after noticing Stark's edits

“I don't normally do this but Tony is being ridiculous.”

Added 2,000 more words to maintain lead. Added section: 'Why Tony Stark Is the Most Important Avenger (A Comprehensive Analysis)'

“Nice try, Cap. But I have more accomplishments, more suits, and more words. Deal with it.”

Donated $2,000,000 to the Wikimedia Foundation

“This is a philanthropic donation and has nothing to do with my article. At all. Don't look into it.”

Noted that the donation came with a note: 'Maybe feature my article on the homepage? Just a thought.'

“We cannot accept donations with editorial conditions. We are keeping the money though.”

Removed 14 instances of 'genius' and trimmed article by 8,000 words

“Tony, I love you, but your Wikipedia page is longer than our annual report. I am editing this as your CEO and your wife.”

Re-added 7,500 of the 8,000 deleted words. Left a note: 'Pepper please stay off my page'

“She cut the arc reactor section from 4,000 words to 200. UNACCEPTABLE. That is my HEART.”

Added automated edits: real-time suit count update, live net worth ticker

“Boss asked me to add dynamic content. Wikipedia does not support JavaScript. I have added it anyway.”

Added section: 'Comparison to Other Avengers (Who Are Also Good But Not As Good)'

“This is neutral and factual and definitely not petty.”

SteveRogers_Cap

Tony, your article is 47,200 words. Mine is 3,100. Thor's is 2,800. You have more words than all other Avengers combined. This is not what Wikipedia is for.

TonyStark_Genius

That's because I have more accomplishments, Steve. I built 85 suits of armor. I invented time travel. I snapped my fingers and saved the universe. How many words does 'threw a frisbee really well' take? About 3,100, apparently.

SteveRogers_Cap

It's a shield, Tony. And I lifted Mjolnir. Where's THAT on your page?

TonyStark_Genius

My article has a 4,000-word section on the arc reactor alone. Your 'Powers' section is three paragraphs. One of them is about your abs. I didn't even write the abs paragraph — someone ELSE wrote that. My article has original research, citations, and a bibliography. I have a BIBLIOGRAPHY, Steve.

PepperPotts_CEO

Tony, you also donated $2 million to Wikipedia with a handwritten note that said 'Feature my article on the homepage — Love, Tony.' They returned the note. They kept the money.

TonyStark_Genius

That donation was PHILANTHROPIC and UNRELATED. The fact that I sent it the same day I expanded my article to 47,000 words is a COINCIDENCE.

Thor_Odinson

I am a god. My article is 2,800 words. I am fine with 2,800 words. Not everything is a competition, Stark.

TonyStark_Genius

Easy to say when you're losing.

Admin_Wikipedia

We have received a formal request from user TonyStark_Genius to create a new Wikipedia category called 'Pages That Are Rightfully Longer Than Other Pages.' The request has been denied. The $2M donation does not change this.