Two thousand-plus pages. Five Vercel projects. Nine hundred and eighty-eight Apex tests. One guy who clearly does this instead of sleeping.
heads up: this page is loud on purpose.
Nothing here is a round number for aesthetics. These are counts of real things that exist somewhere on the internet right now.
The site clusters into eight chunks. Hover (or tap) any tile to see what's inside. Everything links somewhere real.
151 glossary terms, 134 stock profiles, 25 calculators. Built to rank on Google, read like a human.
A decade-long position, a lawsuit, six arcade games about it, and a DC Circuit oral argument two days ago.
157 profiles. Swipeable. Quizzable. Dating-profile-able. If they have ten figures, they're on here.
Eight vertical SaaS products on one Salesforce platform. 988 Apex tests. Native e-sign. All shipping.
A kitesurfing 3D game. Six Fanniegate arcade games. A Rocket League shrine. No adults were consulted.
Dedicated pages for Tim Pagliara, Coleman Cameron, Jordon Schulman, John Summit and a few others. Because who else is going to.
A separate Vercel project, a decade of SeekingAlpha, and nine books. Mostly about GSEs. Some about Miami Beach.
Darth Vader's resume, Afroman, Kid Rock's $200 tickets, and a reminder that Idiocracy was a documentary.
Not everything. Just the ones that, in hindsight, made the rest of the site inevitable.
Pick the closest thing. I'll hand you five curated pages. You can always come back and pick a different one.
Hit the button. Get thrown somewhere on this site I'm not obviously proud of. No algorithm. Just a random page I wrote in the dark.