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Fictional Characters'
Spotify Wrapped

What if your favorite fictional characters had Spotify? Darth Vader listening to Imperial March 4,392 times. Gandalf streaming for 2 million minutes. Shrek's top genre: Swamp Rock. Tony Stark breaking Spotify's AC/DC counter. These are their Wrapped cards.

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Each one has a full Spotify Wrapped breakdown: top songs, top artists, listening personality, guilty pleasures, audio aura, and a share card. They're all genuinely ridiculous.

#1847,000 minutes • Dark Orchestral

Darth Vader

Listened to Imperial March 4,392 times. Guilty pleasure: Dancing Queen by ABBA. Audio aura is black and red. His Wrapped card says he’s a Brooding Imperialist. Father and Son by Cat Stevens was replayed 200 times the day he found out about Luke.

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#22,019,000 minutes • Ancient Vibes

Gandalf

Has been alive long enough to stream 2 million minutes. Top song: Stairway to Heaven (he fell down one). Second most played: a spoken word recording of himself saying “You shall not pass.” Guilty pleasure: Firework by Katy Perry.

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#362,000 minutes • Sea Shanties

Captain Jack Sparrow

98% of listening is sea shanties. 40,000 of his 62,000 minutes were while passed out. Top song: Drunken Sailor. Guilty pleasure: My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion. His playlist is called Songs to Commandeer Ships To.

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#4312,000 minutes • Classical & Audiobooks

Hermione Granger

Somehow listened to 312,000 minutes while also reading 400 books. Top genre: Classical. Has 47 playlists organized by mood, subject, and Hogwarts class period. Ron keeps playing Weird Sisters and she pretends to hate it.

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#5180,000 minutes • 99.7% AC/DC

Tony Stark

It’s all AC/DC. All of it. Top 5 songs are all AC/DC. Top genre: Classic Rock at 99.7%. Guilty pleasure: Enya. His Wrapped card says he listened to more AC/DC than 100% of other users. Spotify reached out to confirm it wasn’t a bug.

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#634,000 minutes • Swamp Rock

Shrek

Top song: All Star by Smash Mouth (obviously). Top genre: Swamp Rock. Mostly uses Do Not Disturb mode. Guilty pleasure: Taylor Swift. Donkey keeps adding songs to his shared playlist and Shrek keeps removing them.

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#795,000 minutes • Power Ballads

Elsa

Let It Go has 8,000 plays. She’s aware. She can’t help it. Ice Ice Baby is in her top 5 as “ironic appreciation.” Guilty pleasure: Hot in Herre by Nelly. Anna keeps sharing pop playlists and Elsa listens to every one but won’t admit it.

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#8280,000 minutes • Motivational Anthems

Rocky Balboa

Eye of the Tiger played 6,200 times. Gonna Fly Now is his alarm, his ringtone, and his shower playlist. Top genre: Motivational Anthems. His Wrapped card says his listening personality is “Training Montage Energy.”

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#9410,000 minutes • Dark Ambient

Batman

Listens exclusively between 11 PM and 5 AM. Top genre: Dark Ambient. Has a 47-hour playlist called “Night Patrol.” Alfred keeps adding jazz standards and Batman pretends not to notice. Guilty pleasure: Walking on Sunshine.

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#10165,000 minutes • Everything

Ferris Bueller

Listens to literally everything. Beatles, Wayne Newton, Yello, dream pop, house music. His Wrapped says he explored 847 genres. Listening personality: “Day Off Energy.” He skipped zero songs because life moves pretty fast.

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#11500,000 minutes • Philosophical Orchestral

Thanos

Top song: Dust in the Wind by Kansas. Has exactly 3 playlists, each with exactly 50% of his liked songs. Deleted half his library on January 1st. Guilty pleasure: Britney Spears. Audio aura: Purple and gold.

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Highlights Reel

Best Wrapped Moments

The moments that broke Spotify's servers, confused its algorithms, and made the engineering team question their career choices.

Vader Discovering Cat Stevens

The day Darth Vader found out Luke was his son, he listened to Father and Son by Cat Stevens 200 times in a row. Spotify’s algorithm then recommended “Daddy Issues” playlists for six months.

Gandalf’s Spoken Word Album

Gandalf uploaded a spoken word recording of himself saying “You shall not pass” and it became his second most-played track. He also narrated the entire Silmarillion but only Elrond listens to it.

Tony Stark Breaking Spotify

Spotify’s year-end data processing flagged Tony Stark’s account for review because no human had ever listened to that much AC/DC. JARVIS confirmed it was intentional. Pepper sent a formal apology.

Shrek vs. Donkey: The Playlist War

Donkey added 847 songs to their shared playlist. Shrek removed 847 songs. This happened every single day for an entire year. Spotify considered adding a “Swamp Mode” feature because of the traffic.

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Fictional Characters'
Spotify Wrapped

Choose Your Character

Darth Vader

Gandalf

Captain Jack Sparrow

Hermione Granger

Tony Stark

Shrek

Elsa

Rocky Balboa

Batman

Ferris Bueller

Thanos

Best Wrapped Moments

Vader Discovering Cat Stevens

Gandalf’s Spoken Word Album

Tony Stark Breaking Spotify

Shrek vs. Donkey: The Playlist War

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Shrek

Elsa

Rocky Balboa

Batman

Ferris Bueller

Thanos

Best Wrapped Moments

Vader Discovering Cat Stevens

Gandalf’s Spoken Word Album

Tony Stark Breaking Spotify

Shrek vs. Donkey: The Playlist War

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Fictional Characters'
Spotify Wrapped