Spotify Wrapped 2025
Tony Stark's
Spotify Wrapped
It's all AC/DC. All of it. Top 5 songs: all AC/DC. Top genre: Classic Rock at 99.7%. 180,000 minutes at maximum volume in the workshop. Spotify reached out to confirm it wasn't a bug. JARVIS confirmed it was intentional. Pepper sent a formal apology. His guilty pleasure is Enya. If you tell anyone, he will send a drone.
Your Top Songs
Stark's Top 5
Four AC/DC songs and one Black Sabbath song about a man made of iron. He is aware. He does not care.
Back in Black
AC/DC
This song literally introduced Tony Stark in the first Iron Man film. He has been unable to stop playing it since. It plays when he enters the workshop. It plays when he exits the workshop. It plays when he puts on the suit. It plays when he takes off the suit. JARVIS once suggested a different song and Tony threatened to replace him with Alexa. JARVIS has not suggested a different song since. Pepper has asked him to listen to literally anything else. He has declined.
Shoot to Thrill
AC/DC
His battle entrance music. Every time Tony flies into a fight, Shoot to Thrill is playing inside the helmet. The other Avengers can hear it through the suit’s external speakers. Captain America has asked him to turn it down eleven times. Thor actually likes it. Bruce Banner says it’s “not helping” with the anger management. Tony considers this a feature, not a bug.
Iron Man
Black Sabbath
He’s aware of the irony. He’s extremely aware of the irony. Black Sabbath wrote a song called Iron Man decades before Tony became Iron Man, and the fact that he listens to it 3,100 times a year is not lost on him. When Rhodey pointed out that the song is actually about a time-traveling man turned to steel, Tony said “that’s basically my Tuesday” and turned it up. The song plays every time he finishes a new suit. It’s tradition. JARVIS has it on automatic trigger.
Thunderstruck
AC/DC
Thunder. Tony has been struck by actual lightning (courtesy of Thor during their first meeting). He has also generated his own lightning via the arc reactor. He considers himself more qualified than anyone to listen to this song. When Thor said “I am the God of Thunder, this should be my song,” Tony pointed out that Thor doesn’t have a Spotify account. Thor now has a Spotify account. They are in a passive-aggressive streaming war. Tony is winning.
Highway to Hell
AC/DC
Tony’s driving music. He plays this at full volume in every sports car he owns, which is all of them. He has been pulled over 47 times for excessive car stereo volume. He has paid every ticket immediately and increased the volume. Happy Hogan has noise-canceling headphones specifically for when Tony drives. Pepper banned this song from the house after Tony played it during a charity gala. He played it during the next charity gala via drone speakers.
Your Top Artists
Spoiler: It's AC/DC
AC/DC
18,280 plays. Tony Stark is AC/DC’s number one listener globally. Not in a “top 1%” way. In a “literally more plays than any other human on Earth” way. Spotify’s year-end data processing flagged his account for review because the numbers looked like a system error. JARVIS confirmed it was intentional. Pepper sent Spotify a formal apology letter.
Black Sabbath
3,400 plays. Exclusively Iron Man and Paranoid. Tony does not listen to their other songs. He tried War Pigs once and said it was “too on the nose.”
Led Zeppelin
620 plays. Immigrant Song for the lab. Kashmir for long flights in the suit. That’s it. Tony considers Led Zeppelin “acceptable but not AC/DC.” This is the highest compliment he has ever given a band.
Enya
340 plays. This is classified Stark Industries information. Tony listens to Enya’s “Only Time” and “Orinoco Flow” when he’s alone in the workshop at 3 AM after a long day. JARVIS has been instructed to delete this from all activity logs. Unfortunately, Spotify’s Wrapped does not respect these instructions.
Metallica
290 plays. Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters. Tony considers Metallica “the AC/DC of a different dimension.” He is not entirely wrong.
Full Breakdown
The Complete Wrapped
Top Genre
Classic Rock (99.7%)
99.7% of Tony’s listening is Classic Rock. The remaining 0.3% is Enya and one time JARVIS accidentally played a Taylor Swift song that Tony listened to for 47 seconds before saying “JARVIS, what is this” and JARVIS said “A software anomaly, sir” and they have never spoken of it again.
Minutes Listened
180,000
180,000 minutes. All at maximum volume. In the workshop. With the bass boosted to a level that Pepper describes as “structurally irresponsible.” The workshop speakers are custom Stark Industries prototypes rated at 180 decibels. Three windows have cracked. Tony considers this “quality testing.”
Listening Personality
Workshop Genius
Spotify’s algorithm analyzed Tony’s listening patterns and identified that he listens to the same 5 AC/DC songs on a continuous loop for 14-18 hours at a time while building things that could destroy or save the world. The algorithm generated the personality type “Workshop Genius” which it defined as “someone who uses music as fuel for creation at volumes that constitute a public safety hazard.”
Most Replayed Song
Back in Black — AC/DC
5,847 plays. Tony’s single-session record is 147 consecutive plays of Back in Black during a 36-hour workshop bender where he built the Mark 47 suit. JARVIS suggested a break at play 89. Tony said “Back in Black is the break.” Rhodey arrived at play 130 to find Tony asleep on the workshop floor with the song still playing. The suit was finished. It was perfect.
Guilty Pleasure
Enya
Tony Stark listens to Enya. This is the single most classified piece of information at Stark Industries, more protected than the arc reactor schematics. Only Time by Enya has been played 247 times, exclusively between 2 AM and 4 AM when Tony is alone. JARVIS has strict protocols to scrub this from all activity logs, listening history, and any shared devices. When Natasha Romanoff discovered it during a data breach, she agreed to keep the secret in exchange for Tony upgrading her tactical gear. The deal was accepted immediately.
Audio Aura
Red and Gold
Spotify’s audio aura for Tony Stark is red and gold, which is literally the color of the Iron Man suit. Spotify’s design team noted that it was “the most aggressively consistent aura they had ever generated” because Tony listens to the same genre, the same band, at the same volume, at the same intensity, every single day. There is zero variation. The aura is a solid block of red and gold. No gradients. Just commitment.
His Playlist
Songs to Build Suits To
Tony’s workshop playlist. 47 songs. All classic rock. All at maximum volume. JARVIS has been instructed to auto-play this whenever Tony enters the workshop. The playlist has been active during the construction of 85 Iron Man suits.
#SpotifyWrapped
Tony Stark's 2025 Wrapped
Personality
Workshop Genius
Top Artist
AC/DC
Top Song
Back in Black
Minutes
180,000
Top Genre
Classic Rock (99.7%)
Listened to more AC/DC than 100% of other Spotify users. Spotify reached out to confirm it wasn't a bug. JARVIS confirmed it was intentional. Pepper apologized.
I am Iron Man.
And my Spotify Wrapped is 99.7% AC/DC. I see no issue here.
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