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A Galaxy of Bad Decisions

Star Wars Characters
Write Things They Shouldn't

What if Star Wars characters had internet access? Darth Vader writes Yelp reviews. Obi-Wan sends passive-aggressive emails. Palpatine updates his LinkedIn. C-3PO leaves one-star Amazon reviews on everything. Eleven pages of characters using modern technology they absolutely should not have.

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Characters Writing
1
LinkedIn Emperor
47
HR Complaints
0
Emails Answered

The Archives

All 11 Pages

Each character got internet access for one day. These are the results.

I find your lack of a five-star rating... disturbing.

DV
Darth Vader

Yelp Elite '77, '80, '83

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