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Comedy Section

Villains Review
Their Own Lairs on Yelp

Brutally Honest. Zero Stars Deserved.

What if the galaxy's most infamous villains reviewed their own evil headquarters on Yelp? Vader gives the Death Star 1 star for ventilation issues. Sauron can't get Mordor listed on Google Maps. Voldemort is humiliated by the bathroom entrance to his secret chamber. These are their stories.

10
Lairs Reviewed
1.8
Avg Star Rating
0
Health Inspections Passed
47
OSHA Violations

The Reviews

All 10 Lair Reviews

Each villain has posted a brutally honest Yelp review of their own lair. Management has responded. It did not go well.

I find your lack of central air conditioning disturbing. Also, who designed this exhaust port? I want names. I want a meeting. I want them Force-choked by end of business today.

DV
Darth Vader

Former Tenant, Death Star (Destroyed)

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