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Former CEO of Titan Corp seeks to bring his unique philosophy of resource management to a forward-thinking organization. Believes in reducing overhead by exactly 50%. References available upon request (half of them).

20+ years of hands-on experience with life support systems. Intimately familiar with breathing apparatus. Highly skilled at helping others find their breath — or lose it. Competitive salary expectations.

Creative visionary with a portfolio that includes Gotham City's most talked-about events. Every party he throws is literally unforgettable. Specializes in surprise endings and explosive finales.

Experienced leader of a tight-knit organization with zero turnover (voluntary). Expert at ensuring complete loyalty from direct reports. Small resume gap from 1981-1995 due to a personal sabbatical.

Master craftsman with thousands of years of experience in ring design. Created a piece so compelling that entire civilizations fought over it. One ring to rule the jewelry market.

European professional with extensive knowledge of high-rise building vulnerabilities. Identified every security flaw in Nakatomi Plaza in under 2 hours. Very thorough. Very German.

Can detect any metal object on any person from any distance without equipment. Would save millions in scanner costs. Slight ideological concerns regarding human-mutant relations.

God of Mischief seeks role in talent acquisition. Exceptional at telling people exactly what they want to hear. Has successfully infiltrated multiple organizations. Shapeshifting considered a plus.

Tireless worker who can replicate himself to handle any ticket volume. Familiar with all systems. May attempt to overwrite your entire infrastructure. Considers humanity a virus.

Brings dramatic flair to every celebration. Known for making grand entrances and delivering memorable toasts. Slight history of cursing newborns at christenings but has been working on it.

Ruler of Latveria seeks entry-level position for reasons he will not disclose. PhD in physics. MD in medicine. Refers to himself exclusively in the third person. Doom is patient. Doom can hold.