My Strange Addiction:
Fictional Character Edition

47 Batarangs. 12 grappling hooks. A shark repellent that was ON SALE. The Batcave looks like a Best Buy exploded inside a cave. Alfred stages an intervention. Wayne Enterprises stock plummets.

Not just the Ring. ALL shiny things. Spoons, tinfoil, a disco ball he stole from a party. The therapist lost their watch during the first session. Precious count: 847 and rising.

Thunder and lightning every time he walks through a door. 14 doorframes destroyed in one week. The Avengers installed a revolving door. He broke it immediately. Property damage: $2.3 million.

It's not just "LEViosa." She corrects grocery store clerks, Uber drivers, and her own therapist's grammar during the intervention. Ron says she corrected the priest at their wedding. During the vows.

Even when he's not in danger. Escaping from restaurants after paying the bill. Escaping from his own birthday party. Insurance companies have issued a lifetime ban. Chandelier budget: $40,000/year.

The coffee machine. The printer. His Roomba. HR filed 200+ complaints. He Force-choked the HR representative. The complaint about Force-choking the HR rep generated another complaint.

Started with a castle. Now she freezes everything. The thermostat. Her sister's wedding cake. The neighbor's pool. She froze the Wi-Fi router. Nobody knew that was physically possible.

Toll booths. Airport security. Someone trying to pass the salt. Banned from 3 highways and a theme park. The DMV incident required 4 hours of negotiation and a SWAT team.

His suit. His car. His toaster. Pepper's hair dryer. The toaster became sentient and filed for emancipation. The hair dryer now has Wi-Fi and opinions about humidity. Pepper hid the soldering iron. He 3D-printed a new one.

He CAN speak normally. He just won't. His therapist needs a translator. He ordered at McDonald's for 45 minutes. The drive-through worker quit on the spot. Three restaurants have banned him.