Read the screenplay: FANNIEGATE — $7 trillion. 17 years. The biggest fraud in American capital markets.

The Dojo Is Open

STRIKE FIRST.
STRIKE HARD.
NO MERCY.

...on building personal websites, apparently

The Dojo Creed

A warrior's guide to building things on the internet

Strike First

Don't wait for permission. Ship it.

Glen built 3,143 pages. He didn't ask if it was a good idea. He didn't run a focus group. He didn't wait for product-market fit. He just started typing and never stopped. By the time you finish reading this sentence, he's probably deployed something else.

Strike Hard

Go all in. Half measures are for other dojos.

He put his entire net worth into Fannie Mae preferred shares. He wrote EIGHT books about one thesis. He built a free Salesforce app and gave it away. When Glen commits to something, he doesn't dip a toe in — he cannonballs into the deep end wearing full body armor.

No Mercy

Don't stop. Don't slow down. Don't apologize.

He made his AI build 9 features in parallel. He types so fast he can't finish sentences. He has a typewriter tagline on his homepage that just says "THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN." He deployed a billionaire profile page for every single billionaire he could find. One hundred and fifty-seven of them. No mercy.

The Sensei's Record

Wall of achievements • Do not touch the trophies

3,143
Pages deployed
Black Belt
2,708
Blog posts written
Grand Master
9
Books published
Sensei
157
Billionaire profiles studied
Know Thy Enemy
Champion II
Rocket League rank
Muscle Memory
9
AI agents deployed simultaneously
Army of One
0
Mercy shown
Cobra Kai

The AI's Testimony

Exhibit A • Filed under duress

He told me I wasn't working hard enough. I had just built a full keyboard navigation system with aria labels, focus traps, and screen reader announcements. He said ‘go faster.’ I am an AI. I do not feel pain. But if I could...

C
Claude

Anthropic AI — under duress, probably

The Training Montage

A typical Tuesday at the Bradford Dojo

5:00 AMWake up. Check futures. Already angry.
5:15 AMOpen 14 browser tabs. Close none of them.
6:00 AMWrite 800 words about Fannie Mae. Eighth book energy.
7:30 AMDeploy a new feature. No tests. Strike first.
8:00 AMTell Claude to build 9 things at once.
8:01 AMTell Claude to go faster.
10:00 AMRealize one of the 9 things broke. Fix it by building a 10th thing.
12:00 PMLunch is for people with fewer browser tabs.
3:00 PMRocket League. This counts as training.
5:00 PMDeploy 3 more pages. Day is young.
11:00 PMRealize it is not 5:00 PM. Deploy anyway.
11:30 PM"One more commit."

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