Nobody Cares.

That's Why It's Perfect.

A curated collection of obsessive deep dives into things nobody asked about. Celebrity diets, viral legends, cast superpowers, screenplay analysis, and interactive celebrations of mathematical constants.

20 deep dives and counting.

I keep getting told nobody cares about the stuff I write about. The executive orders. The celebrity sprint distances. The carnivore diets. The viral videos from 2007. The screenplays about financial fraud. The 3D kiteboarding simulators. The pi day celebrations.

And the people who say that? They're right. Most people don't care. Most people don't memorize digits of pi. Most people don't rank Jersey Shore cast members by superpower. Most people don't analyze Tom Cruise's sprint velocity across 26 films.

But the people who do? Those are my people. This page is for them.

Math & Holidays

Pi Day 2026

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10 interactive ways to celebrate. Memory game, circle drawing, trivia, and more.

Celebrity Lifestyles

Jordan Peterson's All-Meat Diet

Beef. Salt. Water. 8 years. The most controversial diet experiment explained.

Internet Culture

25 Viral Internet Legends

From Sweet Brown to Honey Boo Boo. Ranked by virality, cultural impact, and staying power.

TV Analysis

Jersey Shore Cast Superpowers

Every roommate has a skill. GTL is actually a productivity framework.

Shrine

Sendhil Mullainathan

MacArthur Genius. Scarcity theory. Glen's favorite talk on Earth.

Tom Cruise Running Analysis

8.3 miles across 26 films. Zero body doubles. Every sprint documented.

Brad Pitt On-Screen Eating

47,280 calories. 71% eaten by hand. The complete food log.

Keanu Reeves Acts of Kindness

47 documented acts. $75M given away. Never told anyone.

Arnold One-Liners Ranked

87 one-liners across 34 films. Pun-to-kill ratios calculated.

Denzel Washington Intensity

Every performance scored on a 30-point intensity scale.

Norm Macdonald Tribute

Comedy legend. The moth joke. The 9-year secret.

Finance

FANNIEGATE: The Movie

Screenplay

$7 trillion fraud. 17 years. The full screenplay.

157 Billionaire Profiles

What the world's most successful people got right.

Top 25 Personal Finance Books

100M+ copies sold collectively. Every one reviewed.

Would You Rather: Investor Edition

25 impossible dilemmas. No good answers.

Games

KiteSurf 3D Simulator

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Full 3D kiteboarding in the browser. Wind physics. No reason.

Comedy

Villain Job Applications

What if Thanos, Voldemort, and the Joker applied for corporate jobs?

Villain Lair Reviews

Zillow-style reviews of fictional villain real estate. The Death Star got 2 stars.

Wikipedia Edits by Fictional Characters

What if Batman edited his own Wikipedia page? He would.

If Billionaires Were Dog Breeds

Warren Buffett is a Basset Hound. Obviously.

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