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Movie Characters Write Their
Resignation Letters

They saved the world. They defeated evil. They endured unspeakable horrors. And then they had to write a formal letter to HR.

10 iconic movie characters finally quit their jobs. Complete with HR's baffled responses, exit interview transcripts, and "what happened next" updates. Nobody gave two weeks notice.

Resignations

Two-Week Notices

Bridges Burned

HR Nightmare

Most Dramatic Exit

Darth Vader Resigns from the Empire

After decades of loyal service, one missed "Bring Your Kid to Work Day," and a workplace electrocution incident, the Sith formerly known as Anakin Skywalker has handed in his resignation. The Empire's HR department was not prepared.

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All 10 Resignation Letters

Each letter includes the full resignation, HR's response, an exit interview transcript, and a "what happened next" update. Pick your favorite disgruntled employee.

Darth Vader Resigns from the Empire

Dear Emperor Palpatine: I quit. Reasons include being lied to about my children, no dental plan, and the fact that you literally electrocuted me. My son has offered me a position in the Rebellion.

Hermione Resigns from the Ministry of Magic

The most thorough resignation letter ever written. 47 pages. Appendices. Citations. A PowerPoint. She rewrote company policy on her way out and attached 200 things she fixed that nobody asked her to fix.

Stormtrooper TK-421 Resigns from the Empire

10,000 rounds fired. Zero hits. This is clearly a training issue, not a performance issue. Also, Lord Vader choked his supervisor. He's going freelance.

Dobby Resigns from the Malfoy Household

Written on a sock. Dobby is giving zero weeks notice. Dobby's new employer gives Dobby SOCKS. Multiple socks. Dobby has never been happier.

C-3PO Resigns from... Everyone

Dismembered, reassembled incorrectly, and told to shut up 4,721 times. He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication and in ALL of them, he quits.

Samwise Resigns as Frodo's Gardener

He carried Frodo up a volcano. Literally. Fought a giant spider. Rationed lembas bread. And when they got home, Frodo got on a boat with some elves and sailed away. Sam is billing for emotional damages.

Snape Resigns from Hogwarts

17 years pretending to be evil. Protecting a child who looks exactly like the man he despised. Dumbledore asked him to commit murder. He did. Nobody said thank you. He would like his pension.

Kronk Resigns from Working for Yzma

He's leaving to pursue his passion for cooking. The poison thing was the last straw. Also, she keeps pulling the wrong lever. He's labeled them. She still pulls the wrong one.

Jar Jar Resigns from the Galactic Senate

Meesa gave emergency powers to a guy who turned out to be a Sith Lord. Meesa sorry. Meesa going back to Naboo to open a restaurant. It called Jar Jar's Bombad Burgers.

Gollum Writes Two Resignation Letters at Once

Smeagol wants to leave. Gollum refuses. They argue with each other in the same document. HR received the letter and scheduled a wellness check.

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People don't leave bad jobs. They leave bad Sith Lords, abusive wizarding families, and employers who keep pulling the wrong lever.
HR
Every HR Department, Everywhere
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Movie Characters Write Their
Resignation Letters

Darth Vader Resigns from the Empire

All 10 Resignation Letters

Darth Vader Resigns from the Empire

Hermione Resigns from the Ministry of Magic

Stormtrooper TK-421 Resigns from the Empire

Dobby Resigns from the Malfoy Household

C-3PO Resigns from... Everyone

Samwise Resigns as Frodo's Gardener

Snape Resigns from Hogwarts

Kronk Resigns from Working for Yzma

Jar Jar Resigns from the Galactic Senate

Gollum Writes Two Resignation Letters at Once

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Dobby Resigns from the Malfoy Household

C-3PO Resigns from... Everyone

Samwise Resigns as Frodo&apos;s Gardener

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Jar Jar Resigns from the Galactic Senate

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