1
Building Seized
0
Shoes Worn
12
Terrorists Remaining
∞
Christmas Spirit
Arrival — 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM
Still optimistic. Still wearing shoes. This is the last normal moment of his life.
5:30 PM
flights to LA Christmas Eve last minute
5:33 PM
how to reconcile with wife at Christmas party
5:36 PM
what to say to wife who changed her last name back
6:15 PM
Nakatomi Plaza parking visitor
6:20 PM
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6:45 PM
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6:55 PM
does making fists with your toes actually work
Things Go Wrong — 7:15 PM to 9:00 PM
Terrorists have arrived. Shoes are gone. This is not how Christmas is supposed to go.
7:15 PM
what to do if terrorists take over building
7:16 PM
what to do if terrorists take over building and you're barefoot
7:18 PM
ARE THEY TERRORISTS OR THIEVES there's a difference
7:25 PM
can you call 911 from a walkie talkie
7:30 PM
can police hear you on a walkie talkie from 30 floors up
7:45 PM
how to make explosive out of office supplies
7:48 PM
C4 explosive how does it work asking for a friend
8:10 PM
can you duct tape a gun to your back
8:30 PM
how to walk on broken glass
8:32 PM
first aid broken glass feet
8:35 PM
why would anyone shoot out glass specifically to target a barefoot person
Escalation — 9:00 PM to 11:30 PM
The FBI shows up. The situation gets worse. McClane is running out of witty one-liners. Just kidding. He never runs out.
9:00 PM
Hans Gruber who is this guy
9:05 PM
European terrorist or European thief how to tell the difference
9:20 PM
is it legal for the FBI to cut power to an entire building
9:45 PM
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10:00 PM
how to tie fire hose to waist and jump off building
10:15 PM
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10:30 PM
why do bad things always happen at Christmas
10:45 PM
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11:00 PM
is Die Hard a Christmas movie
11:01 PM
IT IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Aftermath — 11:30 PM to 2:00 AM
Gruber is done. Building is trashed. Time for the real hard part: saving the marriage.
11:30 PM
workers comp claim terrorist incident
11:35 PM
NYPD disability claim from off-duty incident in different jurisdiction
11:45 PM
can LAPD arrest an NYPD cop for destroying a building
12:00 AM
marriage counselor near Nakatomi Plaza open Christmas Day
12:10 AM
how to apologize for missing kids' Christmas morning
12:20 AM
does saving your wife from terrorists count as a Christmas gift
12:45 AM
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1:00 AM
how many glass shards is too many glass shards in feet
1:30 AM
Sgt Al Powell Twinkie mailing address
2:00 AM
do I have to do this again next Christmas
"Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs. Nobody said anything about German thieves, broken glass, or using Google on a Nokia."
— John McClane, reviewing his December search history
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