Imperial Officers Chat ⚔️

Reminder: Q3 operational budget reports are due by end of cycle. I expect thorough documentation. The Emperor has expressed concern about expenditures on this battle station.

Sir, the Death Star cost 1.08 trillion credits. What exactly are we documenting at this point?

Every credit, Admiral. The Empire runs on accountability.

I find the lack of progress on the reactor shaft vulnerability disturbing.

Lord Vader, with respect, we flagged the exhaust port issue in the original design review. It was marked "acceptable risk" by—

Does anyone else wish to discuss the design review?

The design is flawless, my lord.

Excellent. Moving on.

Hey does anyone know where the break room is on this thing? I transferred from the Coruscant office last week and I\'ve been lost for three days. This place is enormous. I\'ve been sleeping in a storage closet near the trash compactor.

Who is this? This is a classified operations channel.

Gary! From accounting! I was told to join the "Death Star ops" chat for my onboarding. Is this not the right one? Sorry! Also is there a cafeteria?

Gary.

Yes Lord Vader sir?

Deck 4. Turn left at the TIE fighter bay. Do not message this channel again.

Thank you so much! You\'re way nicer than people say!

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Status report: Rebel fleet spotted near Yavin. All stations on alert.

Sir, intelligence reports indicate a small group of fighters approaching. Approximately 30 X-wings.

Fighters? Against THIS battle station? Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

I sense something. A presence I have not felt since...

Never mind. Launching my TIE fighter. Do not message me for 20 minutes.

Hey quick question is it normal for the whole station to be shaking? Also why is everyone running? Also where are the escape pods?

Guys?