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Group Chat #5

Gotham Rogues Gallery 🃏

Penguin wants professionalism. Joker wants chaos. Riddler won't stop asking questions. Bane posts motivational quotes at 5:30 AM. This is the supervillain group chat Gotham deserves.

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Penguin Is No Fun

Penguin, Riddler, Joker, Scarecrow, Bane, Catwoman, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze

Penguin created the group "Gotham Rogues — Professional Villainy Network"
Penguin7:00 PM

Good evening, colleagues. I\'ve created this chat so we can coordinate our activities like civilized criminals. I propose we establish a schedule to avoid overlapping schemes. Last Tuesday, Riddler and I both hit the same bank. Embarrassing for everyone.

Riddler7:02 PM

But wasn\'t I there first? And didn\'t I leave the more elegant clue? And isn\'t scheduling the antithesis of chaos?

Penguin7:03 PM

Edward, you can speak in statements. I\'ve seen you do it.

Riddler7:03 PM

Can I? Or is that just what you think you\'ve seen?

Joker3:00 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joker3:00 AM

HAHAHAHA

Joker3:01 AM

sorry wrong chat

Joker3:01 AM

wait no it wasn\'t HAHAHAHAHAHA

Scarecrow3:02 AM

It\'s 3 AM.

Joker3:02 AM

fear is timeless, Jonny boy

Scarecrow3:03 AM

I will gas this entire chat.

Bane5:30 AM

Good morning. Rise and reclaim your purpose. You were not born to merely exist. You were born to conquer. Today\'s affirmation: I am the instrument of Gotham\'s reckoning.

Catwoman5:31 AM

Bane, this is the third motivational quote this week.

Bane5:31 AM

You think motivation is your ally? You merely adopted the hustle. I was born in it. Molded by it.

Catwoman5:32 AM

I\'m muting this chat.

Two-Face8:00 AM

I can\'t decide if I should rob the east side or the west side tonight. I\'ll flip for it.

Two-Face8:00 AM

East side it is.

Riddler8:01 AM

But what if the coin chose wrong? What if the real crime was the decision itself? What if—

Two-Face8:01 AM

Edward I will flip this coin AT you.

Penguin12:00 PM

Gentlemen — and Selina — I\'m hosting a formal dinner at the Iceberg Lounge this Friday. Black tie. RSVP by Wednesday. There will be penguin-shaped ice sculptures and a string quartet. Please conduct yourselves with dignity.

Joker12:01 PM

can I bring a plus one

Penguin12:01 PM

Who.

Joker12:02 PM

chaos

Penguin12:02 PM

Denied.

Mr. Freeze12:10 PM

I would attend but the temperature in your establishment is not suitable for my condition. Perhaps you could... chill the room to -40 degrees?

Mr. Freeze12:10 PM

That was a pun.

Penguin12:11 PM

I know what it was, Victor.

Joker changed the group name to "HAHAHA Crime Friends HAHAHA"
Penguin changed the group name to "Gotham Rogues — Professional Villainy Network"
Joker changed the group name to "Penguin Is No Fun"

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