Disney Princesses Support Group 👑

Hi everyone! I thought we could use a safe space to talk about our experiences. My therapist says group support is really important. Also Pascal says hi.

I appreciate this. I\'ve been working on not shutting people out. Literally. My last therapist quit because I accidentally froze her office.

She\'s doing SO much better. She only froze the kitchen twice this week. Progress!

Anna, please don\'t share my freezing stats in the group chat.

Honestly, my biggest issue is that the ocean is literally obsessed with me. It follows me everywhere. I can\'t even take a bath without it trying to show me something.

You\'re complaining about the ocean loving you?? I gave up my ENTIRE SPECIES for a guy I saw from a distance ONE TIME.

Ariel wins the impulsive decisions category. Again.

Okay but he was REALLY cute.

I committed identity fraud, joined the army, and saved all of China. My dad just said "the greatest gift and honor is having you as a daughter." No mention of the fraud. Love that guy.

Quick question for the group. Is it a red flag if your partner was a literal beast when you met him and only became nice after you moved in?

Girl.

Belle. Sweetie. Yes.

But he has a REALLY big library.

The library does complicate things, I\'ll admit.

Can we talk about how Prince Charming didn\'t recognize my FACE? He needed a SHOE. A shoe. We danced for hours. He looked into my eyes. And then he needed to match my foot to a glass slipper to find me.

At least yours was awake when you met. Mine kissed me while I was in a COMA.

Same.

Okay new topic before my therapist needs a therapist. Animal sidekick rankings. Go.

Hei Hei is literally the dumbest chicken alive and I would die for him.

Mushu. Tiny dragon. Big attitude. Forged a military conscription letter. Iconic.

I have a tiger. This conversation is over.

I have mice who can sew. Which is both impressive and deeply unsettling when you think about it for more than three seconds.

I don\'t have an animal sidekick. I have emotional baggage and a snowman I accidentally brought to life who is now a fully sentient being with abandonment issues.

This is why we need this group chat.