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Group Chat #8

Ocean's Crew Planning Chat 🎰

Everyone speaks in code that nobody else understands. Rusty only communicates in food emojis. Linus keeps asking to be in charge of something. Danny's answer to everything is "trust me."

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Book Club

Danny, Rusty, Linus, Basher, Reuben, Virgil, Turk, Saul, Frank

Danny Ocean created the group "Book Club" (Cover name. Delete this message.)
Danny Ocean10:00 PM

Alright gentlemen. We\'re going to rob three casinos simultaneously. Any questions?

Rusty Ryan10:01 PM

🌮

Danny Ocean10:02 PM

Rusty, I can see you\'re eating. Can you respond with words?

Rusty Ryan10:02 PM

🍔👍

Linus Caldwell10:03 PM

Can I be in charge of something important this time? My dad was one of the greatest con men in history. I have skills. I\'m not just the kid here.

Danny Ocean10:03 PM

You\'re in charge of the pinch.

Linus Caldwell10:04 PM

What\'s the pinch?

Danny Ocean10:04 PM

Trust me.

Basher Tarr10:10 PM

right so for the vault I\'ll need a device that creates an electromagnetic pulse strong enough to black out Las Vegas for exactly 30 seconds. I\'ll also need a van, some duct tape, and a really good playlist

Reuben Tishkoff10:11 PM

You kids are out of your minds. You know that right? Completely insane. Count me in for $10 million.

Virgil Malloy10:15 PM

Me and Turk can drive anything.

Turk Malloy10:15 PM

Don\'t speak for me Virgil.

Virgil Malloy10:16 PM

We\'re literally identical twins.

Turk Malloy10:16 PM

And yet I\'m the better looking one.

Rusty Ryan10:20 PM

🍕 okay I\'m done eating. What\'s the plan again?

Danny Ocean10:21 PM

Step 1: Get inside. Step 2: Get to the vault. Step 3: Get out. Simple.

Linus Caldwell10:22 PM

That\'s not a plan, Danny. That\'s a goal. What are the DETAILS?

Danny Ocean10:22 PM

Trust me.

Linus Caldwell10:23 PM

You say that every time and then I end up wearing a disguise.

Danny Ocean10:23 PM

You will also need a disguise for this one.

Saul Bloom10:30 PM

I\'ll need a custom suit, a briefcase with a false bottom, and an accent coach. I\'m thinking... European arms dealer? Or retired South African diplomat?

Rusty Ryan10:31 PM

🍿 this is getting good

Frank Catton10:35 PM

I can get us uniforms and access cards. Also, does anyone need anything from the casino gift shop? I have a 20% off coupon.

Danny Ocean11:00 PM

Alright, meeting tomorrow. Rusty\'s place. 9 AM.

Rusty Ryan11:01 PM

🥐☕ I\'ll have croissants

Linus Caldwell11:02 PM

Wait, is this the real plan meeting or another meeting about the meeting? Because last time we had four meetings before anyone told me what I was actually doing.

Danny Ocean11:02 PM

Trust me.

Linus Caldwell11:03 PM

I genuinely cannot tell if you have a plan or if you\'re just incredibly confident.

Danny Ocean11:03 PM

Both.

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