Fellowship of the Ring 🧙

Right. I\'ve assembled this fellowship for a quest of utmost importance. One ring. One mission. No detours. Questions?

What about second breakfast?

And elevenses?

Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?

He doesn\'t know about second breakfast, Pip.

I am 24,000 years old. I know about second breakfast. I am choosing to ignore it.

Does anyone want to see my new profile picture? I took it at sunrise. The light was perfect.

Nobody cares about your cheekbones, elf.

You\'re just upset because the camera adds ten pounds to a dwarf but subtracts none of their height.

AND MY AXE will end this conversation.

Quick thought. What if we USED the ring? Just a little? Like, recreationally?

No.

No.

Absolutely not.

Okay wow, I was just spitballing. This is supposed to be a safe space.

Has anyone heard from Gandalf? He\'s been offline for 45 days.

I\'m sure he\'s fine, Mr. Frodo. Wizards do this.

He does this. Every time. Disappears for weeks. Shows up on a hill at dawn. Acts like he\'s never been gone.

Hello everyone. I\'m back. I fell into a pit, fought a fire demon for ten days, died, came back to life, and got a wardrobe upgrade. What did I miss?

WHAT

Anyway, I go by Gandalf the White now. Updated my display name.

Hey guys I found this cool glowing ball thing. Gonna touch it

PIPPIN NO

He just shared his location with the entire chat. Including... does Sauron have read access to this??

I WAS GONE FOR TWO MONTHS.

Mr. Frodo, I packed extra lembas bread. Also I would like you to know that I would follow you to the ends of the earth and back. Just as a friend thing. Completely normal friend energy.

Thank you Sam. That\'s... a lot for a group chat.