Avengers Assemble 🦸

Alright team, I made us a group chat. You\'re welcome. Ground rules: no spoilers, no chain messages, and absolutely no forwarding Fury\'s motivational quotes.

Tony, how do I make the letters bigger? I can barely read this.

Settings > Display > Font Size. Or just accept that you\'re 105 years old.

I found it. Thank you. Also, language.

I didn\'t even say anything yet!

Preemptive.

GREETINGS FRIENDS. I HAVE MASTERED THIS COMMUNICATION DEVICE. MJOLNIR APPROVES.

Thor, caps lock is off to the left.

I SPEAK AS I WISH, LADY NATASHA. THE ALLFATHER DID NOT WHISPER.

Can someone explain why I\'m in a group chat with literal gods and a guy in a metal suit but I\'m the one who has to pick up lunch?

Because you have a minivan, Barton.

Hey everyone. Please don\'t send anything startling to this chat. I dropped my phone last time someone sent a jump scare and now there\'s a Hulk-shaped hole in the lab floor.

That was a GIF of a kitten, Bruce.

IT POPPED UP VERY SUDDENLY.

And there go the caps. Everyone stay calm.

I ENJOY THE SHAWARMA. WHY AM I SEPARATE.

Because you ate 14 of them last time and the restaurant asked us not to come back.

ON ASGARD THAT IS CONSIDERED A MODEST PORTION.

Guys, mission briefing at 2. Fury is already in a mood. Someone blew up a quinjet.

Tony.

Tony.

Tony.

STARK.

In my defense, the quinjet started it.

Stark, I can see the group name. Change it back before I reassign you to mall security in Des Moines.