Group Chat #1
Avengers Assemble 🦸
Earth's mightiest heroes. One group chat. Zero productivity. Tony keeps renaming everything. Thor won't turn off caps lock. Cap is preemptively saying "language."
Avengers (Please Don't Fire Us)
Tony, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Fury
Alright team, I made us a group chat. You\'re welcome. Ground rules: no spoilers, no chain messages, and absolutely no forwarding Fury\'s motivational quotes.
Tony, how do I make the letters bigger? I can barely read this.
Settings > Display > Font Size. Or just accept that you\'re 105 years old.
I found it. Thank you. Also, language.
I didn\'t even say anything yet!
Preemptive.
GREETINGS FRIENDS. I HAVE MASTERED THIS COMMUNICATION DEVICE. MJOLNIR APPROVES.
Thor, caps lock is off to the left.
I SPEAK AS I WISH, LADY NATASHA. THE ALLFATHER DID NOT WHISPER.
Can someone explain why I\'m in a group chat with literal gods and a guy in a metal suit but I\'m the one who has to pick up lunch?
Because you have a minivan, Barton.
Hey everyone. Please don\'t send anything startling to this chat. I dropped my phone last time someone sent a jump scare and now there\'s a Hulk-shaped hole in the lab floor.
That was a GIF of a kitten, Bruce.
IT POPPED UP VERY SUDDENLY.
And there go the caps. Everyone stay calm.
I ENJOY THE SHAWARMA. WHY AM I SEPARATE.
Because you ate 14 of them last time and the restaurant asked us not to come back.
ON ASGARD THAT IS CONSIDERED A MODEST PORTION.
Guys, mission briefing at 2. Fury is already in a mood. Someone blew up a quinjet.
Tony.
Tony.
Tony.
STARK.
In my defense, the quinjet started it.
Stark, I can see the group name. Change it back before I reassign you to mall security in Des Moines.
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