Fast & Furious Family Chat 🏎️

Good morning, family.

Dom, it\'s 6 AM on a Saturday.

Family doesn\'t sleep in, Letty. Family rises with purpose.

Bro I\'m still in bed. Can family rise with purpose at like 10?

What\'s the mission this time? Because last time you said "quick job" and I ended up driving a tank through downtown Madrid.

I need everyone at the house for a BBQ at noon. It\'s important.

Is this an actual BBQ or is it a BBQ that turns into a heist that turns into us jumping cars between skyscrapers?

It\'s about family, Roman.

That\'s not an answer.

I\'m in. What cars are we taking?

The Charger.

Didn\'t the Charger get destroyed? Like, five times?

I rebuilt it.

Again?

A car is like family, Tej. You never give up on it.

Hey so I intercepted some chatter. There\'s a rogue military unit trying to steal a nuclear device. Probably unrelated to the BBQ but thought I should mention it.

We\'ll handle it after the BBQ.

WHAT? No! That\'s a nuclear weapon! Can we skip the BBQ?

We never skip the BBQ, Roman. That\'s where we say grace.

Okay I\'ve been running the numbers on the nuclear thing. I think we can intercept them if we drive off the roof of a cargo plane at exactly 32,000 feet and land on a moving train.

That is not possible. That defies every law of physics.

Physics doesn\'t apply to family.

YOU CAN\'T JUST SAY FAMILY AND MAKE GRAVITY STOP WORKING

We also might need to go to space.

SPACE?!

If that\'s what it takes to protect this family, then we go to space.

I started as a street racer in Miami. I was a STREET RACER. How did we get to SPACE?

Family.

I\'m going back to bed.