Gaius Julius Caesar
@GaiusJuliusCaesar
2.7M subscribers · 342 videos · Joined 60 BC
Dictator Perpetuo. Conqueror of Gaul. Three-time crown refuser. Welcome to my channel where I document my totally normal life of conquering nations, writing about myself in third person, and navigating Senate drama. New videos every Kalends. Merch link in bio (laurel crowns, limited edition). Business inquiries: caesar@spqr.gov
Recent Uploads
STORYTIME: My Best Friend Stabbed Me | Not Clickbait
47M views · March 15, 44 BC
I Crossed a River and Now I Own Everything (THE RUBICON INCIDENT)
31M views · January 10, 49 BC
COOKING ROMAN FEASTS: Dormouse Stuffed With Pork | Ancient Mukbang
8.2M views · February 22, 45 BC
Rating Every Senator Who Wants Me Dead (TIER LIST)
22M views · March 1, 44 BC
I CONQUERED GAUL in 8 Years | Full Documentary (NOT SPONSORED by the Legions)
15M views · September 52 BC
ASMR: Reading My Own War Memoirs in Third Person (De Bello Gallico)
3.4M views · November 50 BC
My Wife Says I Should NOT Go to Work Today... Going Anyway lol
89M views · March 15, 44 BC
GET READY WITH ME: Senate Edition (Toga Tutorial + Laurel Crown Styling)
5.7M views · June 48 BC
Cleopatra Flew In to Visit | Couples Q&A (My Wife Is NOT Happy)
62M views · August 47 BC
PRANK: Told the Senate I Don't Want to Be King (THEY BELIEVED ME)
19M views · February 15, 44 BC
23 STAB WOUNDS?? Reacting to My Own Autopsy Report
104M views · March 17, 44 BC
Living in My Rival's House After He Lost the War | Room Tour
7.1M views · April 46 BC
Community Posts
Gaius Julius Caesar
February 15, 44 BC
Just got offered a crown THREE TIMES today and turned it down every single time. Some people say I'm fishing for compliments but honestly I just don't want it. Please stop asking. (But also... did you see how the crowd reacted? Just saying.)
Gaius Julius Caesar
March 10, 44 BC
Poll: Should I make Brutus my heir? He's been acting kinda sus lately but he's like a son to me. Yes, he loves you - 23% No, watch your back - 77%
Gaius Julius Caesar
March 15, 44 BC
My wife Calpurnia had a dream that my statue was bleeding and everyone was washing their hands in my blood. Women be trippin lmao. Anyway heading to the Senate, wish me luck!
Gaius Julius Caesar
March 15, 44 BC
UPDATE: So about that Senate meeting...
Comments
@BrutusOfficial
Bro I can explain
1.2M likes
@GaiusJuliusCaesar
Et tu? ET TU?? We are DONE. Unsubscribed.
@MarkAntony_
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... I come to bury Caesar's channel, not to praise it. But seriously this man was a GOAT and Brutus is a snake. Like and share if you agree.
890K likes
@CleopatraVII
We had such good content together. DM me in the afterlife babe.
2.3M likes
@CiceroFan44BC
His grammar was actually perfect. De Bello Gallico is the best written Latin I've ever read. Fight me.
45K likes
@RandomPlebeian
Who's here after the stabbing video went viral?
67K likes
@AnotherPlebeian
literally everyone on the internet rn
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