Napoleon Bonaparte
@NapoleonBonaparte
6.7M subscribers · 312 videos · Joined 1799
Emperor of the French. Military strategist. Motivational speaker. Legal reformer. Twice exiled, twice returned. This channel is about leadership, strategy, comebacks, and proving that height is just a number (I am 5'7'' which is ABOVE AVERAGE, read the pinned comment). Weekly uploads unless I am currently being exiled. Business inquiries: emperor@france.fr
Recent Uploads
How to Lead When Everyone Says You're Too Short | Motivational
94M views · 1799
I Was EXILED to an Island and Came BACK to Run the Country | Full Story
127M views · March 1815
MILITARY STRATEGY BREAKDOWN: How I Beat 5 Armies at Austerlitz (They Had More Guys)
56M views · December 1805
I Crowned MYSELF Emperor Because Nobody Else Was Good Enough to Do It
78M views · December 1804
GRWM: Invading Russia (What Could Go Wrong?)
145M views · June 1812
UPDATE: What Went Wrong in Russia (EVERYTHING) | Honest Debrief
198M views · December 1812
I'm 5'7'' Which Was ABOVE AVERAGE for My Time | Debunking the Short Myth
112M views · 1800
Redesigning the Entire Legal System in ONE MONTH | The Napoleonic Code Speedrun
33M views · 1804
Day in the Life of an Exile: Elba Island Vlog (It's Actually Nice Here?)
41M views · 1814
PAINTING REACTION: Why Do Artists Keep Making Me Ride Horses That Are Too Big?
29M views · 1801
100 Days Comeback Challenge | FROM EXILE TO EMPEROR Speedrun (World Record)
89M views · March-June 1815
Things I Definitely Should NOT Have Done: A Tier List | Honest Self-Reflection
67M views · 1821
Community Posts
Napoleon Bonaparte
1800
Quick clarification: I am NOT short. I am 5'7''. The average French man in 1800 was 5'5''. The British used a different measurement system and their propaganda made it seem like I was 5'2''. I am ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT. I will be making 47 more videos about this.
Napoleon Bonaparte
December 1812
So the Russian retreat didn't go great. I started with 600,000 soldiers and came back with about 100,000. In my defense, nobody told me it would be THAT cold. The weather was not in the brief. I take partial responsibility.
Napoleon Bonaparte
May 1814
Currently on a small island called Elba. The view is nice. The food is okay. They said this is permanent. Cute. I give it 10 months before I'm back in charge.
Napoleon Bonaparte
March 1815
Update: It took 9 months. I'm back in charge. Told you.
Comments
@DukeOfWellington
The Waterloo video was your worst content yet. Respectfully.
3.2M likes
@NapoleonBonaparte
You won ONE battle. I won sixty. Check the stats before you come at me, Wellington.
@TsarAlexanderI
Bro really showed up to Russia in JUNE and was surprised it got cold by December. Sir, it's Russia. What did you expect.
5.1M likes
@MotivationalFan2026
This man was EXILED to an island, escaped, raised an army, became Emperor AGAIN, lost, got exiled to an EVEN MORE remote island, and his reaction was basically "fair enough." Absolute king mentality.
4.4M likes
@JosephineDeBeau
You divorced me because I couldn't give you an heir and then you made a whole motivational video about never giving up. The irony, Napoleon. THE IRONY.
7.8M likes
@NapoleonBonaparte
That's different. That was strategic. I still love you. Please don't unsubscribe.
@BritishPropagandist
Short.
890K likes
@NapoleonBonaparte
FIVE. FOOT. SEVEN. I have made EIGHT videos about this. Watch them.
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