Cleopatra VII
@CleopatraVII
4.1M subscribers · 287 videos · Joined 51 BC
Queen of Egypt. Polyglot. Beauty mogul. Last of the Ptolemaic dynasty. I post makeup tutorials, palace tours, political commentary, and the occasional unboxing. Speaking nine languages so you don't have to. My PR team (Isis herself) could never. Business inquiries: cleo@nilepalace.eg
Recent Uploads
Get Ready With Me: Meeting the Roman General (Full Glam Egyptian Look)
73M views · 48 BC
ANCIENT EGYPTIAN SKINCARE ROUTINE | Donkey Milk Bath, Gold Masks, Honey Scrubs
44M views · 47 BC
I Rolled Myself Into a Carpet to Sneak Into a Palace | STORYTIME
91M views · 48 BC
PALACE TOUR: Inside My Alexandria Compound (You Won't BELIEVE the Library)
28M views · 46 BC
MAKEUP TUTORIAL: The Kohl Eye Look That Conquered Two Empires
56M views · 41 BC
Rating My Exes: Roman Dictators Edition | Brutally Honest
112M views · 40 BC
I Dissolved a Pearl Worth 10 Million Sesterces in Vinegar and DRANK IT | Not a Flex
67M views · 41 BC
What's in My Barge? (Gold-Plated Nile Cruise HAUL)
33M views · 41 BC
COUPLES YOGA with Mark Antony | He Keeps Falling Off
19M views · 37 BC
How to Rule Egypt as a Woman When Everyone Wants You Dead (Real Talk)
41M views · 51 BC
UNBOXING: Mystery Basket From the Marketplace | Something Is Moving In Here...
203M views · August 30 BC
Speaking 9 Languages in Public to See People's Reactions | Polyglot Queen
38M views · 44 BC
Community Posts
Cleopatra VII
41 BC
Just dissolved my most expensive pearl in wine vinegar and drank it in front of Mark Antony to prove a point. He said I was being "extra." Honey, I am the ORIGINAL extra. I am the blueprint.
Cleopatra VII
38 BC
Everyone asking about my skincare routine like I haven't posted 14 videos on it. Fine. Here it is again: donkey milk bath (700 donkeys, non-negotiable), honey and olive oil mask, ground pearl exfoliant, and kohl liner that could survive the fall of an empire. Because it has.
Cleopatra VII
45 BC
To everyone in the comments saying I only got where I am because of my relationships with powerful men: I speak nine languages, I'm the richest person on the planet, I run an entire country, and I invented the concept of personal branding. Caesar came to MY palace. Stay mad.
Cleopatra VII
August 30 BC
Okay so this basket just arrived and something inside it is hissing. Stay tuned for the unboxing video dropping in an hour. Feeling cute, might die, idk.
Comments
@MarkAntonyOfficial
You literally dissolved a pearl worth more than my entire fleet just to flex on me at dinner. I love you but also I'm scared of you.
2.1M likes
@CleopatraVII
As you should be, darling. As you should be.
@OctavianAugustus
This channel is Roman propaganda and I will be shutting it down shortly.
340K likes
@CleopatraVII
Lol you couldn't shut down a lemonade stand without 40 legions and a PowerPoint.
@CaesarFanGirl44BC
The carpet entrance video is the single greatest piece of content in the history of YouTube. You rolled out of a RUG in front of the most powerful man alive and he was immediately in love. Icon behavior.
567K likes
@EgyptianMakeupLover
Tried the kohl tutorial and now I look like a raccoon. What am I doing wrong?
23K likes
@CleopatraVII
Be born into the Ptolemaic dynasty, babe. It's all in the wrist.
@HistoryNerd2026
Why is nobody talking about the fact that she's the richest creator on the platform by like 10,000x
89K likes
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