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Health & Wellness Products I Actually Bought

Toothbrushes with AI, supplement stacks, and more. Health product reviews from a guy who spends $200/month on supplements but won't see a nutritionist.

14 comparisons • Links are affiliate (details below)

🩺 Health2025-10-15

Monitoring My Blood Pressure (From Reading Court Filings)

$38.22$49.99(41,876 reviews)

I bought a blood pressure monitor after reading particularly stressful court filings. Got the Bronze. Should have spent $12 more for the Silver.

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🩺 Health2025-10-13

The Great Shampoo Experiment (Selsun Blue vs. Nizoral)

$8.47$15.99(78,432 reviews)

I bought both. Selsun Blue is the brute force option. Nizoral is the smart play. I use Nizoral 2x/week and regular shampoo the rest of the time.

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🩺 Health2025-10-21

The $7/Head Toothbrush Replacement Racket

$34.99$19.99(12,345 reviews)

I pay $7 per toothbrush head because Oral-B has me locked in. The generics at $2.50 each are probably fine. This is the printer ink of dental care.

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🩺 Health2025-11-04

The $8 Sleep Gummies (Because Court Filings Keep Me Up)

$7.53$9.99(52,345 reviews)

I take 5mg melatonin gummies that taste like candy. Research says 3mg time-release is better. But the gummies are $8 and I'm already asleep before I can research further.

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🩺 Health2026-02-20

The $105 Green Powder I Buy for Myself AND My Friends

$105.00$29.99(42,876 reviews)

AG1 is the Apple product of greens powders — premium price, great experience, loyal fanbase. Amazing Grass is the Android — 7x cheaper, does 80% of the same thing, but nobody brags about it. I keep buying AG1 AND shipping it to friends.

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🩺 Health2026-02-05

The Protein Powder I Buy for Everyone (Literally)

$47.35$62.99(134,567 reviews)

I buy Isopure unflavored specifically because it mixes into anything — coffee, oatmeal, smoothies. Then I ship it to friends and family. David Gordon gets it. My dad Bill Bradford gets it. I'm a protein powder Santa Claus.

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🩺 Health2026-03-01

The $200/Month Supplement Stack (My Entire Medicine Cabinet)

~$200/month~$170/month(N/A reviews)

I spend $200/month on supplements, and half of them are probably redundant because AG1 already covers them. The simplified stack of AG1 + protein + fish oil would save $30/month and work just as well.

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🩺 Health2026-03-05

Are You Paying $133 for AI in a Toothbrush?

$132.99$49.99(45,232 reviews)

I paid $133 for a toothbrush with AI that tracks my brushing zones via Bluetooth. The Pro 1000 at $50 has the same brush head, more reviews, and no AI judging your technique. I paid $83 extra to be data-driven about dental hygiene.

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🩺 Health2026-02-24

The Protein Powder That Costs More Per Gram Than Silver

$43.95$62.99(112,543 reviews)

I love Mark Sisson. I follow the Primal Blueprint. But paying $3.14 per shake for 10g of protein when Optimum Nutrition gives you 24g for $0.86 is not primal — it's paying a lifestyle tax. My muscles don't care about branding.

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🩺 Health2026-03-02

The Electrolyte Packets That Cost More Than My Electricity

$45.00$24.99(45,876 reviews)

LMNT is $1.50/packet. Dr. Berg's is $0.28/serving. Both have great electrolyte profiles. I switched to Dr. Berg's and add a pinch of Redmond salt. My muscles can't tell the difference. My wallet can.

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🩺 Health2026-03-03

The Massage Gun That Costs More Than an Actual Massage

$299.00$49.99(32,198 reviews)

The Theragun Elite is a beautiful piece of engineering that costs $299. The Bob and Brad C2 is designed by physical therapists, has the same rating, and costs $50. After kiteboarding, my sore muscles respond identically to both. One just makes my wallet sorer.

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🩺 Health2026-03-05

The Blue Light Glasses That May Not Do Anything

$49.99$15.99(52,876 reviews)

The honest truth: the science on blue light glasses is inconclusive. If you're going to buy into the trend anyway, spend $16 on the TIJN 2-pack instead of $50 on GUNNAR gaming glasses. Your placebo effect doesn't need a premium price tag.

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🩺 Health2026-03-07

The $40 Sunscreen for a Face That's Mostly Indoors

$38.00$8.97(42,765 reviews)

I spend $38 on 1.7 oz of face sunscreen that feels like silk. The Neutrogena is $9 for 3 oz with higher SPF. Both protect your face from UV. One costs $600/year, the other costs $140/year. My face cannot tell the difference between premium and drugstore UV protection.

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🩺 Health2026-03-07

The Hair Trimmer That Turned Me Into a Budget Barber

$27.99$34.99(67,890 reviews)

My Wahl trimmer dies mid-haircut and pulls hair on longer settings. The Philips Norelco 7000 has self-sharpening blades, a 5-hour battery, and costs $7 more. Seven dollars. I let seven dollars stand between me and a trimmer that doesn't give me a lopsided fade.

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