8. Find a snake in your swim suit.
- Wake up.
- Go to airport.
- Fly to Airport HQ.
- Talk to Airport people
- Leave Airport people
- Fly home
- Comcast cable is disconnected, was disconnected last month too, even though you're on auto payment... and they still are billing you for a residential address you disconnected months ago at an address you no longer live over 1000 miles away
- Find a snake in your swim suit. And it's only 5pm.