Smeagol vs Gollum
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how to make friends

Smeagol is in control at dawn. He is hopeful. He wants connection. He has been alone for 500 years. This is his first search of the day.

we don't need friends precious

Gollum takes over two minutes later. He is typing directly to the search bar like it is a conversation. Google is confused.

fish recipes simple

Smeagol likes fish. Raw and wriggling. But he is trying to be civilized. He is looking up cooking methods. This is growth.

Visited: allrecipes.com/fish-recipes-easy

why cook fish raw is better

Gollum immediately disagrees. The browser history reads like an argument between two people. It is one person. This is the tragedy.

nice places to live with a garden

Smeagol dreams of a small house. A garden. Maybe a friend. Maybe a pet. Something gentle.

cave real estate underground dark

Gollum wants a cave. Dark. Wet. No sunlight. The real estate search is a personality test and Gollum fails it.

sunrise what time today

Smeagol wants to see the sunrise. He has not seen many sunrises in 500 years. He misses the light.

it burns us the sun is nasty

Gollum hates the sun. The sun hurts their eyes. Two minutes of control, and Gollum has vetoed the sunrise.

how to be happy

The simplest and saddest search. He does not know how to be happy. He has not been happy since before the Ring. That was 500 years ago.

Visited: psychologytoday.com/happiness-tips

my precious where is it

Gollum’s answer to happiness: the Ring. Always the Ring. Happiness is a golden ring that destroys everyone who touches it. This is not healthy.

Did you mean: "lost ring finder service"

how to let go of something you love

He knows the Ring is destroying him. He wants to let go. This search is the most self-aware moment in his history.

NEVER let go of precious ever

All caps. Gollum is screaming through the keyboard. The personality switch happened in sixty seconds. The Ring wins. It always wins.

Frodo Baggins is he nice

Smeagol likes Frodo. Frodo was kind to him. Frodo called him Smeagol, not Gollum. This meant everything. It still means everything.

Visited: lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Frodo_Baggins

hobbitses tricksy how to outsmart

Gollum does not trust Frodo. Gollum does not trust anyone. The hobbits have the precious. The hobbits must be dealt with.

therapy for hearing voices

Smeagol knows he hears another voice. He knows it is Gollum. He is trying to get help. He is trying.

voices in head are they real or just us

Gollum is also searching about the voices. But Gollum’s question is different. Gollum does not want help. Gollum wants confirmation that he is the real one.

what did I look like before

He was a hobbit once. A river-folk named Smeagol. He had curly hair and friends and a birthday. The Ring took everything.

Visited: lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Smeagol

how to steal precious things without getting caught

Back to business. Gollum is always planning. Always scheming. The precious must be recovered. Methods are secondary.

riddle games rules

He once won a riddle game against Bilbo Baggins. It was the last time he felt clever without feeling evil. He misses riddles.

Bilbo Baggins stole from us where is he

Bilbo took the Ring in the riddle game. Gollum has never forgiven this. It was over sixty years ago. Gollum holds grudges the way the ocean holds water.

Did you mean: "Bilbo Baggins Shire address"

pet names for fish

He is considering keeping a pet fish instead of eating them. This is the most optimistic search in the entire history.

best way to catch fish bare hands

Gollum catches fish to eat them. The pet fish idea lasted one minute. Sixty seconds of hope, extinguished.

Visited: survivaltechniques.com/catching-fish-by-hand

am I a good person or a bad person

The question that defines Smeagol. He is both. He is neither. He is a victim of the Ring who also tried to murder his best friend. Morality is complicated when jewelry is sentient.

good and bad doesn't matter only precious matters

Gollum has a simpler moral framework: precious = good. Everything else = irrelevant. It is wrong. It is also internally consistent.

can two people live in one body and both be happy

The most heartbreaking search in the history of Middle-earth browsers. The answer is no. Not when one of them is Gollum.

how to make other voice go away permanently

Gollum wants Smeagol gone. Smeagol wants Gollum gone. They are trapped together. The Ring trapped them together.

lullaby for sleeping alone

He is alone in a cave. He is always alone. He sings to himself. The song sounds like crying. Google cannot help with this.

precious precious precious precious

He is typing the word over and over. It is not a search. It is a mantra. It is the only word that brings him peace. It is the word that destroyed him.

goodnight Smeagol from Smeagol

He says goodnight to himself. There is no one else to say it. He types his own name twice. He is his only company. The cursor blinks. The cave is dark. The Ring whispers. Smeagol sleeps.

we never sleeps precious we watches

The last search of the day. Gollum does not sleep. Gollum watches. Gollum waits. Tomorrow the cycle begins again.