The Oct-Juner vs. Oct-Decer

Jaclyn vs. Lenka

Get it on!

Delta Age: 2 years Delta Maturity Level: 0 years Delta Hottness(1-10): 2

Issues: Lenka Cheated Issues: Jaclyn Cheated

Problem: They both fight for me.

Excursion: They both decide that I am not right for them.

Solution: Baby girl, I am sorry, buts I gots to move on. Since my time is money, and I've spent too much on you to be treated this way.

Hope: There are girls out there that understand the principle "Not Cheat"

Doubts: Statistically, I am 0 for 2. But at least the girls are still breaking up with me when I call it, haha. Thanks to the Curt Mcgann way of life, I truly deal with no relationship problems. For you fellas that don't understand this way, the idea is this... instead of breaking up with the girl and making her fight for you, just be not attractive anymore, and with time; she will find you unnattractive.