What's In Every
Billionaire's Amazon Cart

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• Apple iPhone 16 Pro Max -- "Been thinking about upgrading from the flip phone since 2019"
• How to Use an iPad for Seniors -- "Bill Gates keeps sending me links"
• Tesla Model S -- "I'll stick with the Cadillac, thanks"

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• Dairy Queen franchise prospectus (somehow listed on Amazon Marketplace)
• The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham -- viewed 3,412 times
• Coca-Cola stock certificate, framed, decorative
• Bridge card set, professional tournament grade

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• Nothing. If Bezos wants something, the thing shows up before he finishes thinking about it.

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• Blue Origin rocket fuel, 500 gallons -- browsed, decided to just build a fuel refinery instead
• Whole Foods organic kale, bulk -- realized he already owns Whole Foods
• Washington Post digital subscription -- realized he already owns the Washington Post
• Super yacht fuel pump, marine grade -- added to business expenses

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• Time Management for Dummies -- added ironically, then removed, then re-added at 3 AM
• Twitter for Dummies -- "I bought the whole company instead"
• How to Win Friends and Influence People -- in cart since 2018, never purchased

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• Tunnel boring machine, industrial grade, 200-ton
• Mars soil simulator, 50 lb bag
• Neuralink-compatible headband (does not exist, he searched anyway)
• "How to run 6 companies at once" -- no results found

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• Emotion Flash Cards for Adults -- "research purposes"
• Hawaiian property, 1,400 acres -- listed as a gag gift on Marketplace
• Normal Human Facial Expressions poster -- "for the office"

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• Exactly what you just looked at on your phone 30 seconds ago
• That thing you mentioned to your friend yesterday in a private conversation
• A product you have not searched for yet but will in approximately 4 minutes
• Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce, gallon jug

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• Windows 12 -- "I'll wait for the reviews like everyone else"
• Mac Studio -- saved in 2023, removed, re-saved, removed again, currently saved
• Clip-on reading light for Think Week cabin -- "no electricity, by design"

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• Global pandemic preparedness textbook, 4th edition
• Nuclear reactor, miniature educational model
• Treadmill desk with built-in educational video screen
• Farmland, 200 acres, Nebraska (listed under "outdoor recreation")

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• Another network -- "been thinking about it"
• The entire self-help section -- "I should just buy the category"
• Retirement: A Guide -- saved in 2015, never opened

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• Bread, artisan sourdough (from her own bakery, checking the listing)
• Truffle oil, 16 oz, imported Italian
• Dog beds, extra large, luxury orthopedic -- for each of her dogs
• A memoir she has not read yet but will recommend to 40 million people next Tuesday

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• Echo Dot -- saved accidentally, removed in horror within 4 seconds
• Android phone case -- "know your enemy"
• Sleep for Dummies -- "I get 5 hours max and I'm fine"

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• Fitness tracker (non-Apple, for competitive analysis only)
• Coffee maker, commercial grade, auto-start at 3:15 AM
• 800 customer emails printed and bound (custom order)
• Blackout curtains, hotel grade -- for the 8:45 PM bedtime

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• How to Relax and Stop Overthinking -- "I've written a 42-page memo on why this book is wrong"
• Vacation planning guide, Caribbean -- saved 6 years ago, never clicked again
• Normal Human Hobbies: A Beginner's Guide -- "unclear what this means"

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• Economic cycle chart, wall-sized, laminated
• Whiteboard, 8 ft x 4 ft, for mapping systemic risk at home
• All Weather Portfolio simulator (custom software, somehow on Amazon)
• Noise-canceling headphones for meditation in open-plan offices he designed

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• Commercial spacesuit -- "already have one, but this one is on sale"
• Hot air balloon, record-breaking model -- "been there, done that, nearly died"
• Tie, silk, navy -- saved as a joke in 2003, never purchased, never will be

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• Island for sale, Caribbean, 74 acres -- browsing for a neighbor
• Solar panel kit, industrial, for private island
• Tennis racket, professional grade -- the man does not slow down
• "Screw It, Let's Do It" motivational poster (his own quote, sold by a third party)

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• Food -- "I eat one meal a day. I don't need this category."
• Microwave -- "I don't eat enough to justify owning one"
• Couch -- "unnecessary. The floor is fine."

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• Day One journaling app accessory kit (stylus, notebook, self-reflection mirror)
• Sauna kit, infrared, home installation
• Bitcoin hardware wallet, titanium edition
• "How to explain intermittent fasting at dinner parties" (no results found)

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• Hawaiian island, entire -- "already bought Lanai, but maybe one more"
• Humility: A Beginner's Guide -- saved by someone else on his account as a prank
• Number 2 pencil -- "I haven't been number 2 at anything since 1988"

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• America's Cup yacht parts, carbon fiber rudder
• Tennis court resurfacing kit, professional grade
• Japanese garden design book, 500 pages
• "How to be a chill billionaire" -- he closed the tab immediately

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• AMD Radeon GPU -- "Know your competitor. But never buy their product." Removed from saved.
• Cookbook: Denny's Greatest Hits -- "the Grand Slam taught me more about operations than Stanford did"
• Normal CEO wardrobe (variety pack) -- saved, never opened

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• Server rack cooling solution, liquid nitrogen, industrial
• CUDA programming textbook, signed edition
• Electricity bill calculator (for data centers, not his house)
• "Accelerated computing" poster for his office -- he IS accelerated computing

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• Pantyhose, regular -- "I cut the feet off these in 1998 and became a billionaire"
• Fax machine -- "I faxed my patent application myself. Nobody believes me."
• Business suit, women's, traditional -- "never needed one, never will"

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• Patent filing guide, DIY, 2024 edition
• Cold-calling scripts for entrepreneurs (she sold fax machines door-to-door)
• Motivational journal: "What did you fail at today?"
• Fabric shears, left-handed, titanium-coated

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• Bunker, underground, luxury -- "just being responsible"
• Humanity's Last Invention: A Philosophical Guide -- "too on the nose"
• Off switch, large, red, industrial -- "asking for a friend"

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• Compute cluster, 10,000 GPUs (he searched Amazon before calling NVIDIA directly)
• "How to explain AGI to Congress" -- no results found
• Lozenges, throat, bulk -- for Congressional testimony marathon sessions
• Sleep mask, premium -- for the 4 hours of sleep he gets between launches

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• Presidential campaign merchandise, 2028 -- "no comment"
• Large soda, 32 oz -- "I tried to ban these. I stand by it."
• Cigarettes -- "never. And I spent $1 billion to make sure you don't either."

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• Data visualization textbook, advanced
• Office chair, standard issue -- he uses an open-plan desk like everyone else at Bloomberg LP
• Philanthropy tracker spreadsheet (custom Excel template on Amazon)
• New York City souvenir magnet -- "I ran this place for 12 years"

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• Wealth: A User's Guide -- "I'm writing my own version of this"
• How to Give Away $60 Billion -- there is no guide for this
• Privacy fence, 12 ft, sound-dampening -- "just want to write novels in peace"

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• Community foundation directory, United States, 2026 edition
• Toni Morrison collected works, hardcover
• "How to stay anonymous while giving away billions" -- she clicked this, then closed the tab
• Pen, fountain, medium nib -- for the novel she is working on

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• Amazon Web Services -- "if I could buy just this part of the company, I would"
• Suit, tailored -- "I wore a suit once. It was a mistake."
• Retirement planning guide -- "I'm retired and I work more now than I did before"

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• Pharmaceutical pricing database, US wholesale
• Dallas Mavericks championship ring replica (he has the real one)
• Broadcast.com archived homepage, framed print
• "How to negotiate" -- browsed for 3 seconds, closed it, already knows everything in it

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• Louis Vuitton handbag -- saved just to make sure it's being sold at full retail price
• Dior perfume -- "who is this unauthorized third-party seller?" (forwarded to legal)
• How to Dress Well on a Budget -- saved ironically

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• Competitor analysis: Gucci, Prada, Hermes -- browsing their Amazon presence
• Art, original oil painting, French countryside -- "Amazon is not the right channel for this"
• Piano sheet music, Chopin, complete works
• "How to become the richest person in the world" -- he closed this tab because he already knows

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• Adidas anything -- absolutely not, never, not even saved as a joke
• Waffle iron -- "the original Nike sole was made with one of these. I keep almost buying one for the nostalgia."
• Plane ticket to Japan -- "where it all started. I should go back."

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• Running shoes, competitor brands -- "research purposes only"
• Track and field equipment, Oregon high school grade
• Bill Bowerman biography, hardcover
• "Just Do It" poster, original 1988 -- third-party seller, vintage

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• Cryptocurrency for Dummies -- "I'd rather buy a sewer system"
• Social media app subscription -- "I have no interest in being famous for being online"
• Retirement gift -- "retirement is for people who don't like what they do"

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• Ben Franklin autobiography, leather-bound edition
• Cognitive bias poster, large, laminated
• Fishing rod, freshwater, simple -- Munger keeps things simple
• "Inversion thinking" whiteboard -- he'd rather just think

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• New album release date announcement template -- saved since 2016, untouched for 10 years
• Barbados travel guide -- "I am Barbados"
• How to say no to a Super Bowl halftime show -- she didn't say no, she nailed it

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• Diamond necklace, 40 carats (checking Amazon prices vs. her jeweler's prices)
• Umbrella -- ella -- ella -- every search result is about the song, not actual umbrellas
• Baby shoes, designer, 0-6 months
• "How to launch an album in 2026" -- every result is a fan petition addressed to her

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• Retirement planning -- "Year 22 and I still don't need this"
• Hair growth serum -- "absolutely not. I look great. Next question."
• GOAT debate evidence folder -- "the evidence is the 4 rings"

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• Wine cellar, temperature-controlled, 500-bottle capacity
• Movie production equipment, professional (SpringHill Company)
• Protein powder, vanilla, 10 lb tub -- he goes through one a week
• "Best NBA player of all time" -- he checks this search result monthly

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• Dollywood expansion blueprints -- "Amazon doesn't sell dreams this big"
• Subtle daytime look tutorial -- saved as a joke by her team
• Low-heeled shoes -- "I don't do low. I do high. In heels and in life."

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• Children's literacy statistics, United States, 2026
• Butterfly costume, rhinestoned, custom (no results -- she makes her own)
• "How many books has Dolly Parton given away" -- she checks this because the number keeps going up
• Coat of Many Colors fabric, vintage -- searching for the original material

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• Bitcoin -- "it's a fraud." Saved anyway. Removed. Saved again. Removed. Currently saved.
• Crypto for Dummies -- "this book should just say 'don't'"
• Retirement countdown clock -- "Jamie Dimon does not retire. Jamie Dimon endures."

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• Federal Reserve policy handbook, current edition
• Treadmill, commercial grade -- he had a heart health scare and runs daily now
• "How to survive a banking crisis" -- he wrote the book on this (figuratively)
• Cuff link polishing kit -- the man does not cut corners on cufflinks