Tagline
“Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”
The Review
Robert Eggers' The Witch is the most historically authentic horror film ever made. Set in 1630s New England, the film recreates Puritan life with an obsessive fidelity — using period-accurate dialogue drawn from actual journals and court records, natural lighting, and handmade costumes — that makes the supernatural elements feel not like fantasy but like a genuine document of 17th-century terror. Anya Taylor-Joy's breakout performance as Thomasin anchors a film about a family destroying itself through religious paranoia. The ending — Thomasin's liberation through damnation — is one of the most audacious and subversive conclusions in horror history. Black Phillip became an instant icon.
Fun Fact
The goat who played Black Phillip was genuinely aggressive and difficult to work with — Ralph Ineson (the father) was knocked unconscious by the goat during the final confrontation scene. All dialogue was sourced from actual 1630s journals and court documents.
Score Breakdown
Total Score
26/30
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