The $90 Vibram Water Shoes vs. the $20 Aqua Socks
“Vibram FiveFingers are an engineering marvel that takes 5 minutes to put on because each toe needs its own apartment. The SIMARI aqua socks slip on in 3 seconds, protect your feet from everything on the seafloor, and cost $20. I stopped fighting with toe shoes.”
Vibram FiveFingers V-Aqua Water Shoes
2,187 reviews
Pros
- +Individual toe pockets for 'natural grip'
- +Vibram Megagrip outsole — legendary traction
- +Drain ports for quick water exit
Cons
- -Individual toe pockets — getting them on takes 5 minutes
- -Your toes never cooperate. Never.
- -People look at your feet like you're an alien
- -$90 for water shoes you fight with every time you put them on
SIMARI Water Shoes Quick-Dry Aqua Socks
45,876 reviews
Pros
- +Slip on in 3 seconds — no toe wrestling
- +Quick-dry mesh — out of water and dry in 20 minutes
- +Rubber sole protects from rocks and shells
- +45,000 reviews — nearly universally loved
- +$20. Twenty. Dollars.
Cons
- -They look like socks (because they basically are)
- -Less grippy than Vibram on wet rocks
- -Not fashionable (then again, neither are toe shoes)
The Story
I went through a barefoot shoe phase. Mark Sisson got me into it. Primal movement, natural foot mechanics, ground feel. It all made sense in theory. So I bought the Vibram FiveFingers V-Aqua for kiteboarding and beach walks.
The first time I tried to put them on, I spent seven minutes on the beach trying to get my pinky toe into its individual slot. Seven minutes. My ring toe kept stealing the pinky toe's slot. My middle toe wouldn't bend the right way. There's no dignified way to sit on the beach, foot in the air, manually separating your toes while tourists step around you.
Once they're on? They're great. Incredible grip, you can feel the sand, the drain ports work. But 'once they're on' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.
After the third time wrestling with toe slots while my kite flapped in the wind waiting for me, I bought the SIMARI aqua socks. Slip-on. Three seconds. Done. They have a rubber sole that protects from shells and rocks, they dry fast, and they cost $20.
Are they as grippy as Vibram? No. Do they give you 'ground feel'? Not really. But they go on your feet in three seconds, and in the time I save not fighting with individual toe slots, I'm already on the water.
I still own the Vibrams. I wear them for rocky hikes. But for the beach and water? Slip-ons. Life's too short to wrestle with your own toes.
The Lesson
The fastest gear is the gear you can actually put on. Save the toe shoes for when you have time to meditate on the nature of footwear.
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