The Snorkel Set I Bought for One Vacation and Used Twice
“I bought the cheapest snorkel set on Amazon for a Keys trip. The mask fogged instantly, the fins gave me blisters, and the snorkel leaked water every time I looked at a fish. Cressi has been doing this since 1946 — spend the extra $20.”
Seavenger Diving Dry Top Snorkel Set
14,567 reviews
Pros
- +Comes with mask, snorkel, and fins — the whole kit
- +Mesh bag included for carrying
- +Affordable enough to impulse-buy
Cons
- -Mask fogs up immediately
- -Fins gave me blisters in 20 minutes
- -Snorkel leaks when you look down (which is the whole point)
Cressi Palau Snorkel Set (Mask, Snorkel, Fins)
22,341 reviews
Pros
- +Cressi has been making dive gear since 1946
- +Tempered glass lens — no fogging
- +Adjustable fins that don't destroy your feet
- +Dry-top snorkel that actually stays dry
Cons
- -Costs $20 more
- -You'll still only use it three times
The Story
We planned a weekend trip to the Florida Keys. I needed snorkel gear. Being the financial genius that I am, I sorted Amazon by price and bought the Seavenger set for $30. Mask, snorkel, fins, mesh bag. Everything you need to pretend you're Jacques Cousteau for an afternoon.
First problem: the mask. I spit on it like YouTube told me to. I rinsed it in the ocean. I put it on. Within 45 seconds, it fogged up completely. I could not see fish. I could not see coral. I could see a vague blue-green blur that might have been the ocean or might have been the inside of the mask.
Second problem: the fins. The foot pocket is made of rigid plastic with the comfort level of a medieval torture device. Twenty minutes in, I had blisters on both feet. I was snorkeling in the Keys with bloody heels.
Third problem: the 'dry top' snorkel. Dry top means water doesn't get in when it's above water. When you dip your head to look at fish — which is literally the ENTIRE PURPOSE of snorkeling — water floods in. I swallowed approximately one gallon of seawater.
Cressi has been making dive equipment since 1946. Their masks have tempered glass. Their fins have adjustable straps. Their snorkels have splash guards that actually work. The difference between a $30 snorkel set and a $50 snorkel set is the difference between swimming and suffering.
The Lesson
Don't price-sort snorkel gear. You're putting it on your face and breathing through it. Spend $50 on equipment from a company that's been keeping people alive underwater since World War II.
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