The $220 Oakleys vs. the $25 Amazons I Actually Wear
“I own $220 Oakleys I'm afraid to wear and $25 Kaliyadi 3-packs I wear every single day. The Oakleys live in a case. The Kaliyadi live on my face. One pair protects my eyes. The other protects my ego.”
Oakley Holbrook Polarized Sunglasses
18,543 reviews
Pros
- +Prizm lens technology is legitimately incredible
- +Build quality — they feel indestructible
- +Look sharp — you feel like a fighter pilot
Cons
- -$220 — I keep them in a case inside a bag inside another bag
- -I'm terrified to wear them on the water
- -Sat on them once and nearly had a cardiac event
Kaliyadi Polarized Sunglasses (3-Pack)
82,345 reviews
Pros
- +THREE pairs for $25 — lose one, grab another
- +Polarized — yes, actually polarized
- +UV400 protection — same as the Oakleys where it counts
- +82,000 reviews — the people have spoken
- +Light enough to forget they're on your head
Cons
- -Lens quality isn't Prizm-level (nothing is at $8/pair)
- -Hinges are plastic — they won't survive being sat on
- -You won't feel like a fighter pilot
The Story
I bought the Oakley Holbrooks for kiteboarding. The Prizm lenses cut through glare on the water like nothing I've ever experienced. The clarity is stunning. I felt like I had upgraded my actual eyes.
Then I wiped out on a run, and the thought hit me mid-crash: 'Did my sunglasses come off? Are my $220 Oakleys at the bottom of Biscayne Bay right now?' I spent more time looking for my sunglasses than I did kiteboarding.
They survived. But after that, I stopped wearing them on the water. And then I stopped wearing them to the beach (sand scratches). And then I stopped wearing them in the car (might leave them somewhere). The Oakleys now live in a microfiber pouch, in a hard case, in my nightstand drawer. They are the safest sunglasses in Miami.
I bought the Kaliyadi 3-pack on a whim. Three pairs, $25. I keep one in the car, one in my beach bag, one by the door. I've lost two pairs and still have four because I keep buying 3-packs. When I kiteboard, I wear the Kaliyadi. If they fly off my face and sink to the bottom of the Atlantic, I am out $8.33. I will not mourn them.
Are the lenses as good as Prizm? No. But they're polarized, they block UV, and they do the one thing sunglasses are supposed to do: go on your face. Which is more than I can say for my Oakleys.
The Lesson
The best sunglasses are the ones you actually wear. Buy cheap, buy multiples, and save the Oakleys for impressing people at brunch.
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