Compare Your Returns
Did you beat the S&P 500? Buffett? The average retail investor? Or did you somehow do worse than Glen's 1-8 options record?
The Benchmarks
Glen's GSE Preferreds (Best)
FMCCN: $2.27 → $22.00 (~10x in 3 years)
Jim Simons (Medallion)
The quant GOAT. You didn't beat this.
Peter Lynch (Magellan)
13 years of absolute dominance
Warren Buffett (Berkshire)
The greatest investor of all time
You
Your reported return
Ray Dalio (Bridgewater)
All-Weather portfolio, risk parity pioneer
S&P 500 (Historical)
The index most active managers fail to beat
60/40 Portfolio
The boring default that quietly works
US Savings Account
Zero risk, guaranteed mediocrity
Average Retail Investor
DALBAR study — buy high, sell low, repeat
Glen's Options Record
1 win, 8 losses. +293% on the one winner though.
A Note on Comparing Returns
These comparisons are directionally useful but not perfectly apples-to-apples. Buffett's 19.8% is over 60 years. Lynch's 29.2% was 13 years. A 1-year return of 30% doesn't mean you're better than Buffett — it means you had a good year.
The average retail investor (3.6%) is the real benchmark that matters. If you're consistently above that, you're doing something right. If you're consistently above the S&P 500 (10.3%), you're in rare company.
And if you somehow did worse than Glen's options record (-89%), please read his worst trades page — you'll feel better about yourself.
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