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Compare Your Returns

Did you beat the S&P 500? Buffett? The average retail investor? Or did you somehow do worse than Glen's 1-8 options record?

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The Benchmarks

#1

Glen's GSE Preferreds (Best)

FMCCN: $2.27 → $22.00 (~10x in 3 years)

+115.0%
#2

Jim Simons (Medallion)

The quant GOAT. You didn't beat this.

+66.0%
#3

Peter Lynch (Magellan)

13 years of absolute dominance

+29.2%
#4

Warren Buffett (Berkshire)

The greatest investor of all time

+19.8%
#5

You

Your reported return

+12.0%
#6

Ray Dalio (Bridgewater)

All-Weather portfolio, risk parity pioneer

+11.4%
#7

S&P 500 (Historical)

The index most active managers fail to beat

+10.3%
#8

60/40 Portfolio

The boring default that quietly works

+8.1%
#9

US Savings Account

Zero risk, guaranteed mediocrity

+4.5%
#10

Average Retail Investor

DALBAR study — buy high, sell low, repeat

+3.6%
#11

Glen's Options Record

1 win, 8 losses. +293% on the one winner though.

-89.0%

A Note on Comparing Returns

These comparisons are directionally useful but not perfectly apples-to-apples. Buffett's 19.8% is over 60 years. Lynch's 29.2% was 13 years. A 1-year return of 30% doesn't mean you're better than Buffett — it means you had a good year.

The average retail investor (3.6%) is the real benchmark that matters. If you're consistently above that, you're doing something right. If you're consistently above the S&P 500 (10.3%), you're in rare company.

And if you somehow did worse than Glen's options record (-89%), please read his worst trades page — you'll feel better about yourself.

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