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Chuck Norris doesn't run a marathon. The road moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris can slam-dunk on a 12-foot hoop. Flat-footed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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