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Recently Watched

• Too Big to Fail (watched 14 times, still angry)
• The Wolf of Wall Street (turned it off after 20 minutes, wrote a letter to Netflix about moral decay)
• Barbarians at the Gate (annual tradition since 1993)
• CNBC live stream (counts it as Netflix even though it is not)

Recently Watched

• Iron Man (paused to tweet that Tony Stark was based on him)
• The Martian (took notes, filed a correction with NASA)
• Black Mirror: Hated in the Nation (laughed through the entire episode)
• Interstellar (fast-forwarded through the love scenes to get to the physics)
• Ancient Aliens (unironically)

Recently Watched

• The Rings of Power (watched all 8 episodes, gave each one a 5-star review on Amazon from a verified account)
• Jack Reacher (on Prime Video, obviously)
• The Grand Tour (on Prime Video, obviously)
• Accidentally opened Netflix once, immediately closed it

Recently Watched

• The Social Network (again)
• The Social Network (director's commentary)
• The Social Network (with Sheryl Sandberg's annotations)
• Making a Murderer (said he 'related to the feeling of being misunderstood')

Recently Watched

• John Wick (watched once, left a 1-star review: 'Too violent. The dog part was upsetting.')
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (watches every year on his birthday, cries at the end)
• The Matrix (still confused about which pill he took)
• My Neighbor Totoro (watched 5 times in one weekend, called it 'the most important film ever made')
• Planet Earth (every season, narrates along with David Attenborough)

Recently Watched

• Free Solo (watched standing up, gripping the back of his couch)
• Top Gun: Maverick (watched his own movie 31 times, cried every time at the beach football scene)
• Every Behind the Scenes / Making Of documentary on Netflix (fast-forwards to stunt sections)
• Cliffhanger (paused every 4 minutes to say 'I could do that without a harness')

Recently Watched

• Nailed It! (watched 4 seasons in one sitting, shouted encouragement at the screen)
• Salt Fat Acid Heat (took a full page of notes on acid balancing)
• The Great British Bake Off (all 14 seasons)
• Street Food: Asia (planning a 'cheat day world tour')
• Iron Chef (the original Japanese version, subtitled)

Recently Watched

• Brene Brown: The Call to Courage (watched, called Brene, discussed for 3 hours)
• The Crown (taking notes on 'leadership presence')
• Tidying Up with Marie Kondo (held up each remote control and asked if it sparked joy)
• 13th (recommended it on air, Netflix traffic crashed for 6 hours)

Recently Watched

• All the Bright Places (cried, wrote a song about it, the song is now platinum)
• Marriage Story (watched the argument scene 14 times, took lyrical notes)
• When Harry Met Sally (annual December viewing tradition)
• The Notebook (has a ranking system for every Ryan Gosling crying scene)
• Every true crime documentary on the platform (she 'needs them for storytelling research')

Recently Watched

• Pumping Iron (501st viewing)
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day (watches with director commentary, still argues with James Cameron over text)
• Kindergarten Cop (insists it is his best performance, will fight you)
• Jingle All the Way (watches every Christmas, unironically calls it a masterpiece)
• Generation Iron (watched, said 'the form is terrible,' turned it off)

Recently Watched

• The Shawshank Redemption (said it was 'pretty good,' which from Denzel means it is the greatest film ever made)
• 12 Angry Men (the 1957 version, do not even mention the remake)
• Training Day (watches with the sound off to study his own facial expressions)
• Glory (watches every Memorial Day, calls it a 'responsibility, not a movie')

Recently Watched

• Planet Earth (muted it and provided his own narration. His version is better.)
• Our Planet (same thing. Muted. Narrated. Superior.)
• The Shawshank Redemption (watches himself and whispers 'that man can act' in third person)
• Cosmos (narrated by Neil deGrasse Tyson, which Morgan finds 'acceptable')

Recently Watched

• Fight Club (still processing it, 27 years later)
• Snatch (practices the accent in the mirror after every viewing)
• Ocean's Eleven (watches it like a home movie of old friends)
• Moneyball (said Billy Beane texted him 'you made me look too handsome')
• The Big Short (called Ryan Gosling after and said 'we should do another one')

Recently Watched

• Our Planet (watches every episode, then donates to an environmental charity)
• An Inconvenient Truth (has it on a loop in his guest bedroom)
• Don't Look Up (texted Adam McKay: 'this is too real')
• Titanic (skips to the end, whispers 'there was room on that door,' closes laptop)
• The Great Gatsby (watches the party scenes to prepare for actual parties)

Recently Watched

• Abstract: The Art of Design (took 40 pages of notes)
• Inside Bill's Brain (found 2 factual errors, emailed the director)
• Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak (watched in January 2020 and immediately started making phone calls)
• A Beautiful Mind (paused it 11 times to verify the math on screen)

Recently Watched

• Green Lantern (watches once a year as 'penance')
• Free Guy (watched with his kids, they liked it more than he expected, he cried)
• Red Notice (watched to count how many times he improvised lines that made it into the final cut -- answer: 34)
• Detective Pikachu (his daughters think he IS Pikachu now)
• The Adam Project (watched with his dad, neither of them spoke for 20 minutes after)

Recently Watched

• Eddie Murphy: Raw (watches before every tour to 'study the master')
• Dave Chappelle: The Closer (took notes on crowd work technique)
• The Rock's filmography (all of it, as 'friendship homework')
• Jumanji (paused every scene to text The Rock about on-set memories)

Recently Watched

• Nailed It! (had to be physically removed from the room after episode 3)
• The Great British Bake Off (watches in complete silence, which is somehow more terrifying)
• Chef's Table (said 'finally, someone who knows what they are doing')
• Emily in Paris (accidentally clicked on it, watched the entire season, will deny this under oath)
• Jiro Dreams of Sushi (the only film where he has said nothing critical for 81 consecutive minutes)

Recently Watched

• Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party (his own show, rewatches for 'quality control')
• Mac and Devin Go to High School (annual tradition)
• Trailer Park Boys (calls it 'the most realistic show on television')
• Our Planet (narrated the entire thing over the actual narration, uploaded it to Instagram, got 12 million views)
• Bob Ross: Beauty Is Everywhere (fell asleep during episode 2, woke up during episode 11, rated it 5 stars)

Recently Watched

• The Great British Bake Off (corrected every contestant's technique through the screen)
• Tidying Up with Marie Kondo (disagreed with everything, reorganized her own living room anyway)
• Orange Is the New Black (said 'the cafeteria scenes are unrealistic, the food is too good')
• Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party (she rewatches to make sure she looked better than Snoop -- she always does)

Recently Watched

• Face/Off (cannot remember if he was the good one or the bad one this time)
• National Treasure (watches while holding an actual map of Washington D.C.)
• Con Air (still believes the bunny scene is Oscar-worthy)
• The Wicker Man (watches the bee scene on loop, has memorized every scream)
• Mandy (the only movie he has watched where he said 'that character is more unhinged than me')

Recently Watched

• True Detective Season 1 (watches in complete darkness, lights a single candle)
• Dazed and Confused (watches every birthday, quotes every line, scares his children)
• Dallas Buyers Club (lost 5 pounds just from watching it)
• Mud (said it was 'the most honest film about the American South since Huckleberry Finn, which is a book, not a film, but the point stands')

Recently Watched

• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (watches annually on the anniversary of its release, calls it 'therapy')
• Chinatown (turned it off after the ending and stared at the wall for 20 minutes, as is tradition)
• A Few Good Men (mouths every word of the courtroom scene in real time)
• As Good as It Gets (the only movie where he smiles during the credits)

Recently Watched

• Snakes on a Plane (watches on every flight, holds up the screen so other passengers can see)
• The Avengers (only watches his own scenes, fast-forwards through everything else)
• Django Unchained (texted Quentin Tarantino during every scene he was not in: 'why am I not in this scene')
• Unbreakable (still believes Mr. Glass was the hero)
• Coach Carter (watches when he needs to 'recalibrate his intensity')

Recently Watched

• Steel Magnolias (watches every Mother's Day, brings tissues and sweet tea)
• Dumplin' (watched, called Jennifer Aniston, they talked for 4 hours)
• 9 to 5 (watches on the anniversary of the film's release, still mad about workplace inequality)
• Country Music: A Film by Ken Burns (paused to fact-check her own segments, found zero errors, was 'pleasantly surprised')
• Jolene: The Musical (does not exist yet but she has already queued it)

Recently Watched

• Matilda (watches with his grandchildren, does the Trunchbull voice, traumatizes them annually)
• Batman Returns (still furious that they never let him play the Penguin again)
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (watches back to back with Jack Nicholson via FaceTime, neither of them speaks)
• Twins (watches, then calls Arnold. Arnold always picks up. They laugh for exactly 3 minutes. Then hang up.)

Recently Watched

• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (watches the finale every New Year's Eve, hugs the television)
• Ali (shadow boxes during every fight scene, his wife has asked him to stop, he has not stopped)
• Men in Black (watches with his kids, wears sunglasses indoors the entire time)
• I Am Legend (watches alone, in the dark, with his dog, and neither of them moves for 2 hours)

Recently Watched

• The Golden Girls (every episode, in order, on loop, for eternity)
• The Mary Tyler Moore Show (watches with Mary, they laugh at the same jokes they laughed at in 1973)
• The Proposal (she gets to the scene where she dances naked and laughs for 10 uninterrupted minutes)
• Lake Placid (her villain performance -- watches it to remind herself she still has range)

Recently Watched

• Homecoming (again, from a different analytical angle)
• Lemonade (counts as Netflix because she wills it to)
• Dreamgirls (watches the 'And I Am Telling You' scene and nods approvingly at Jennifer Hudson)
• The Lion King (her version, narrating Nala's dialogue in real time to her children)

Recently Watched

• The Fly (watches on Halloween, does the 'be afraid, be very afraid' line to trick-or-treaters)
• Independence Day (fast-forwards to his scene with the laptop virus, says 'that would work' every time)
• Thor: Ragnarok (watches his own scenes on repeat, adores the gold robes)
• The Grand Budapest Hotel (watched for the aesthetics, stayed for the pastry scenes)
• Chef's Table (watches for the hand gestures, takes notes on presentation)

Recently Watched

• Parasite (watched in Korean with no subtitles, understood enough to cry at the right moments)
• Sophie's Choice (her own film, watches once a decade to check if her performance has aged well -- it has)
• The Devil Wears Prada (watches when she needs to 'channel Miranda energy' for a meeting)
• Julie and Julia (makes Julia Child's beef bourguignon recipe while watching, times it perfectly to finish as the credits roll)

Recently Watched

• Get Out (Jordan watches for directorial notes while Keegan texts 'I should have been in this one too')
• Us (same dynamic, louder texts)
• Nope (Jordan finally turned off his phone during the viewing)
• Toy Story 4 (Keegan voices Ducky, makes everyone rewatch his scenes)
• The Nightmare Before Christmas (annual tradition, they do all the voices)

Recently Watched

• Fast & Furious 1-10 (in order, in one sitting, calls it 'Sunday')
• Guardians of the Galaxy (watches only the Groot scenes, which he considers a complete film)
• The Iron Giant (cries at the Superman scene every single time, has never made it through dry-eyed, never will)
• xXx (watches to remind himself he once had hair)