I might have pooped on the sea shore $FNMA
so it's true, i may have just pooped on the beach, the picture of the poop isn't actually my poop, my poopy might have been wetter.
pros:
convenient
huge toilet
yourself vs the ocean
cons:
no toilet paper
white underwear (i think it's still white, i haven't showered yet, that's next)
limited privacy
so here i am, i'd like to give a shout out to a special someone who told me that i should poo in public, well, i guess, there it goes and i felt better... almost immediately, but i almost feel bad for the beach but hopefully since i put it where the tide line was the tide should take it away and some fish will end up finding a tasty din-din
and i'm losing interest and i'm surprised if you made it this far.
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MBA from Purdue. Former hedge fund manager. Holds 26 series of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac junior preferred stock. Built Cloud Nimbus for Salesforce consulting. Author of Act As If. Writes about investing, building things, and the longest financial fraud in American history.
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