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SPAGHETTI
& MEATBALLS

at Victoria's

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...”

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March 15, 2026 • 2:00 PM EST

The Details

Everything you need. Nothing you don't.

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When

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Afternoon (targeting 2 PM)

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Where

Victoria's House

Homosassa, FL

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Host

Victoria

Chef, legend, spaghetti architect

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Menu

SPAGHETTI & MEATBALLS

What else did you expect?

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What to Bring

Just Your Appetite

Seriously. That's it. Maybe stretchy pants.

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Dress Code

Spaghetti-Stain-Friendly

White shirts are a power move. We respect it.

Tonight's Menu

Meatball Counter

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FAMISHED

Extremely Important Spaghetti Facts

The average person in Italy eats about 60 pounds of pasta per year.

One Last Thing

The Official Soundtrack Suggestion

“When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie,
that's amore!

“When the world seems to shine
like you've had too much wine,
that's amore!”

— Dean Martin, 1953

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No meatballs were harmed in the making of this website. Many will be harmed tomorrow.