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Freelance Salesforce Developer

Salesforce Developer

10+ Years. 85 Production Releases. 50 Documented Mistakes.

I have made every mistake you can make on the Salesforce platform and documented all of them publicly. That means when you hire me, you are hiring someone who has already paid the tuition. You get the expertise without the learning curve.

Why Hire Me

You are not hiring a resume. You are hiring receipts.

50 Documented Mistakes

I have publicly documented 50 real Salesforce mistakes I have made over my career. That means I will not make them on your org. Most developers hide their failures. I publish mine so you benefit from them.

85 Production Releases in 8 Months

Not prototypes. Not sandbox demos. 85 production releases for a real AppExchange product. With tests. With documentation. With security review. That velocity is what you get.

Value-Based Pricing

I do not bill by the hour and stretch timelines. I charge for outcomes. What takes a $200/hr consultant 6 months takes me a day. You pay less. You get it faster. Everyone wins except the billing-by-the-hour crowd.

AI-Augmented Development

I use Claude Code to build production Salesforce software at 100x speed. This is not a gimmick. I shipped two complete websites, an AppExchange app, and hundreds of Apex classes using AI-augmented workflows.

Specialties

Deep expertise, not surface-level familiarity. I go deep on every one of these.

Apex Development

Custom triggers, batch jobs, REST/SOAP callouts, queueable chains, platform events. 10+ years of production Apex across enterprise orgs, ISV products, and complex integrations.

Lightning Web Components

Custom LWC from scratch, component libraries, wire adapters, event communication, performance-optimized rendering. I build UI that Salesforce admins can actually use.

Flows & Automation

Screen flows, autolaunched flows, record-triggered flows, scheduled flows. I know when to use a Flow and when Apex is the right call. Most consultants do not.

CI/CD & DevOps

Scratch orgs, GitHub Actions, SFDX, metadata deployments, package development. I set up pipelines that let you ship with confidence instead of crossing your fingers.

Integrations

REST APIs, SOAP services, middleware, named credentials, external services, platform events. I connect Salesforce to anything and make it reliable.

AppExchange Products

Built Delivery Hub from zero to AppExchange-listed. 85 production releases in 8 months. Security review passed. 90%+ test coverage. I know managed packages inside and out.

The Numbers

Talk minus action equals zero. Here are the receipts.

10+

Years on the Platform

85

Production Releases

50

Mistakes Documented

90%+

Test Coverage

See the Work

I do not hide behind NDAs and vague case studies. I publish everything I know about Salesforce development publicly. The 50 mistakes I have made, the 35 tools I recommend, and every lesson learned from a decade on the platform. If you want to evaluate me before reaching out, start here.

How to Hire Me

Three steps. No procurement process. No 47-slide decks.

1

Tell me the problem.

Email me or use the consulting form. Be specific about what is broken or what needs building. I do not need a requirements document. I need the truth.

2

I give you a straight answer.

If it is in my wheelhouse, I will tell you the timeline and cost. If it is not, I will tell you that too. No scope creep. No discovery phase billing.

3

I build it. Fast.

Production-ready, tested, documented. What takes teams months takes me days. You will wonder why it used to take so long.

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