so, i’m pretty sure that this is it for me, this morning i bought 10,000 shares and whatever $5500 gets me more of FNMA, before which I had 75,064 shares.
so now i have a freshly borrowed $55,000 of debt plus $33K of student loans plus whatever else i owe on credit cards plus whatever else, i have no idea it doesn’t really matter anymore anyway.. because even though the discovery got extended another 4 months by sweeney because the government hasn’t produced a single document while fannie and whomever else has all produced documents, it all doesn’t matter.
as a prior director of finance at an ediscovery firm out of washington dc it appears to me that there are several likely explainations…
1. not all ediscovery software is equal, perhaps the government budget shopped and i won’t name names but maybe they really are getting screwed, but maybe they are getting screwed on purpose, i mean, who knows, isn’t there something called contempt of court where lawyers can be disbarred or what not for being mischevious? and whatever
so anyway it doesn’t really matter anymore, as long as no one is legally able to sell my fannie, then there’s no way to avoid becoming a millionaire at this point, regardless of how badly i biff the rest of my life, but for the time being my personal leveraged free cash flow is probably somewhere around 40 a day or actually right now it’s probably at 0 while i make payments off on a family loan through april like a G to the L to the E to the N
so anyway, i’m laying here on the 18th floor (they skip 13 so my 1910 suite is really on the 18th floor), of miami beach’s flamingo, which i guess used to be filled with … people who make their living selling their bodies either by pictures, i’m told that there are modeling agencies that rent out rooms here and just pack them with models and the pool area confirms this suspicion.
so anyway the sun is out and my bedroom balcony door is open so i can hear some planes and car engines as people scurry around like mice pretending that what they do is important… speaking of which, that shake shack ipo seems interesting to me, but not as interesting to me as lunch, a shout out to mike and his beautiful baby girl
being a soon to be millionaire is really just one of those american traditions that really isn’t distinguishable .. oh wait, let me find that $100K lambo that i’d get if this was resolved intermittantly.
http://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/detail/625115183/overview/
so anyway, that’s $100K which i could probably finance because why not. now what i dont know is how exactly rich i’m going to be after this transaction, i figure that on top of it all i have another $400K worth of yellow media warrants… so i’ve got that going for me which is nice plus a sweet sweet other things that i’m pretty sure i shouldn’t bother bringing up with me, leaving them behind.
it’s ironic, being rich. poor people don’t understand that they don’t have to work if they just decided to help me spend my money but maybe that’s work for them, i’ve been experimenting lately throwing money away, i threw away $1000 last week in bits and pieces, $500 was the largest, $275 was the second, and then the scraps for the stranglers.
it’s not even money anymore, i don’t know what money is; what all of this is is just screwing around and waiting for the world to validate that my bank account is 7 figures again, but right now everyone is up in a tizzy because people aren’t as sure about what the future holds as i am sure about what i hold and that’s to be expected because that is how these sorts of situations come to pass… at first, in order for there to be a situation of this magnitude, it must be completely misunderstood, that’s when you step in and get involved. then, as time passes and things don’t really change, people figure it out and eventually begin to smell the roses again… so i’ve got that going for me which is nice