1. Wake up.
2. Go to airport.
3. Fly to Airport HQ.
4. Talk to Airport people
5. Leave Airport people
6. Fly home
7. Comcast cable is disconnected, was disconnected last month too, even though you’re on auto payment… and they still are billing you for a residential address you disconnected months ago at an address you no longer live over 1000 miles away
8. Find a snake in your swim suit.
And it’s only 5pm.
